Tag: Rated G

With Sesame Street Shutting Down, Liberals Not Sure Where They’ll Get Their Medical Advice

U.S.-- With children's television program Sesame Street getting defunded and possibly shut…

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Biden Slams Trump For Not Colluding With Russia

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- In a fiery speech delivered from the National Bar Association…

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Canada Intends To Recognize Itself As An Indian State, Says Mark Carney

OTTAWA, CANADA-- In preparation for the upcoming United Nations General Assembly in…

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CNN Reports Japanese Police Searching For White Male Who Destroyed Tokyo

TOKYO, JAPAN-- In a journalistic twist that almost everyone saw coming, America's…

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British Citizens Skirt Online Safety Act By Trading Memes In Dark Alleys

UK-- As a way to circumvent the stringent new Online Safety Act,…

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Mark Carney Credits Speechwriter Porky Pig For His ‘Um-Uh-You Know’ Speeches

OTTAWA, CANADA-- During a Rideau Hall news conference where he vowed to…

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The Iron Sheik Ambushes Hulk Hogan As He Arrives In Heaven

HEAVEN-- After passing away at the age of 71-years-old, the iconic leg-dropping,…

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Elon Musk Announces He’s Hired His First Indian H1B America Party Presidential Candidate

U.S.-- After forming his own political party following a falling out with…

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Congress Subpoenas Pam Bondi’s Desk To Testify To The Whereabouts Of Epstein Client List

WASHINGTON-- With President Donald Trump and his top law enforcement agencies claiming…

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Adam Schiff: ‘The Russians Hacked My Mortgage At Trump’s Request To Make It Look Like I Committed Fraud’

BURBANK, CALIFORNIA-- Damning evidence was recently revealed by the Financial Crimes Division…

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Elmo’s Suspicions Confirmed After Spotting Dreidel In Count Von Count’s Castle

MANHATTAN, NEW YORK– Following months of speculation into the mysterious activities of…

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