Tag: Rated G

Gavin Newsom Holds Emergency Meeting To Figure Out How To Blame Trump For LA Riots

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In response to the LA riots gaining momentum and the…

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Gavin Newsom Calls On California’s Incompetent Governor To Step Down

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Tired of the way his state was being destroyed, California…

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Keir Starmer Warns Stopping Mass Immigration May Delay Destruction Of United Kingdom

UNITED KINGDOM-- Prime Minister Keir Starmer sent out a stark warning that…

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Biden Announces Release Of Memorable New Memoir Book: ‘If I Were President’

U.S.-- Former President Joe Biden has responded to all of the tell-all…

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Wax Figure Of French President Emmanuel Macron Surrenders Immediately To Activists

PARIS, FRANCE-- Without putting up any resistance whatsoever, a waxwork figure of…

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‘Saar’ Replaces ‘Eh’ As Canada’s Most Popular Exclamation

TORONTO, CANADA-- According to a lengthy research study performed by the University…

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Autopen Scandal Heats Up After Republicans Subpoena Biden’s Dog Commander To Testify Before Congress

WASHINGTON-- The House probe into the Biden Administration autopen scandal has intensified…

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While Sitting Obediently At Foreign King’s Feet, Mark Carney Reminds Trump Canada’s A Free Sovereign Nation

OTTAWA, CANADA-- After receiving permission from King Charles to speak immediately following…

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Jim Cramer Predicts Biden Will Be Completely Cured Of Cancer

U.S.-- Only days after Joe Biden announced that he had cancer, CNBC…

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Kim Jong Un Spotted Studying Keir Starmer For Ideas On How To Suppress Free Speech More

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA-- Having run out of ideas on how to suppress…

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New Gavin Newsom Talking Doll Tells A Different Lie Every Time You Pull Its String

U.S.-- A new talking doll modeled after California Governor Gavin Newsom is…

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