Fly That Outed Mike Pence As A RINO Traitor Receives JFK Courage Award
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS-- The fly that landed on Mike Pence's head during the…
Nation Reminded Last Night Why Trump Won Election
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- While watching former Vice President Kamala Harris cackle and…
Trump Anxiously Starts Labeling Diet Coke Cans ‘Raw Milk’ To Avoid RFK Jr.’s Displeased Stares
WASHINGTON-- With reports of RFK Jr. going around the White House constantly…
Chinese Communist Party Wins Canada Prime Minister Election
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a strong rebuke against both Canada's Conservative party and…
Canada Tells Trump They’ll Never Be The 51st State Because They’re Already A Province Of China
OTTAWA, CANADA-- With the Canadian elections over, leaders in Canada reiterated their…
Republicans Return From Vacation Ready To Get Back To Not Doing Anything
WASHINGTON-- Congress is finally back in session after returning from yet another…
Deported ‘Maryland Man’ In El Salvador Prison Starting To Think Democrats Were Only Using Him To Score Political Points
ANGULO, EL SALVADOR– It's been almost two weeks since the deported MS-13…
Zelensky Seen Begging Pope Mourners For Donations To Ukraine
VATICAN CITY-- As thousands of people took time to mourn the death…
Al Gore Warns If Trump Not Stopped Soon Then Polar Ice Caps Will Melt And World Will End By 2013
DAVOS, SWITZERLAND-- During a fiery speech about the climate crisis at a…
Mark Carney Accuses Pierre Poilievre Of Being Canada First
OTTAWA, CANADA-- During a recent campaign stop in his bid to become…
Zelensky Quickly Agrees To Peace Deal After Trump Threatens To Send JD Vance To Meet Him
WASHINGTON-- At his wits end due to Zelensky's unwillingness to come to…
Klaus Schwab Resigns From WEF To Join Even More Evil Democrat Party
WASHINGTON-- After realizing that the World Economic Forum wasn't sinister enough for…