Autopen Scandal Heats Up After Republicans Subpoena Biden’s Dog Commander To Testify Before Congress
WASHINGTON-- The House probe into the Biden Administration autopen scandal has intensified…
While Sitting Obediently At Foreign King’s Feet, Mark Carney Reminds Trump Canada’s A Free Sovereign Nation
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After receiving permission from King Charles to speak immediately following…
Jim Cramer Predicts Biden Will Be Completely Cured Of Cancer
U.S.-- Only days after Joe Biden announced that he had cancer, CNBC…
Kim Jong Un Spotted Studying Keir Starmer For Ideas On How To Suppress Free Speech More
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA-- Having run out of ideas on how to suppress…
New Gavin Newsom Talking Doll Tells A Different Lie Every Time You Pull Its String
U.S.-- A new talking doll modeled after California Governor Gavin Newsom is…
Pfizer Quietly Updates COVID Vaccine Warning Label With Just A Skull And Crossbones Symbol
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- As though it were done in the middle…
Canadian Doctor Regretfully Gives Patient The Bad News That She’s Going To Live
TORONTO, CANADA-- It was a heart-wrenching scene at a medical office in…
Keir Starmer Spotted Polishing EU Leaders’ Shoes at Summit, Calls It Diplomacy
LONDON-- As a way to strengthen ties between the United Kingdom and…
Democrats File To Impeach Trump For Not Building Brooklyn Bridge Taller To Avoid Mexican Ship Crash
WASHINGTON-- In response to the Mexican Navy ship crashing into the Brooklyn…
Police Identify Helmsman Of Mexican Navy Ship That Crashed Into New York Brooklyn Bridge
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK-- New York police have identified the helmsman of the…
Republicans Worried They May Win Midterms If They Codify Trump’s Agenda
WASHINGTON-- After President Donald Trump signed yet another executive order aimed at…
California Citizens Apply For Refugee Status In The United States
CALIFORNIA-- Facing massive crime, high taxes, liberal policies, and unemployment on a…