Winning: Trump Scores Free Eggroll With China Trade Deal
WASHINGTON-- A new trade deal was worked out between the United States…
Congress Warns Trump’s Executive Order To Lower Drug Prices May Affect Their Big Pharma Bribes
WASHINGTON-- Members of Congress have delivered a stern warning in response to…
Breaking: Biden Announces 2024 Presidential Run On ‘The View’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- During Thursday's episode of daytime talk show The…
Bernie Sanders Writes ‘Reduce Carbon Emissions’ With One Of His Private Jets
WASHINGTON-- In his quest to get the lower-class citizens to reduce their…
Chinese Espionage Agent Spies On Trump At White House
WASHINGTON-- China has been up to their old tricks again of trying…
Fly That Outed Mike Pence As A RINO Traitor Receives JFK Courage Award
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS-- The fly that landed on Mike Pence's head during the…
Nation Reminded Last Night Why Trump Won Election
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- While watching former Vice President Kamala Harris cackle and…
Trump Anxiously Starts Labeling Diet Coke Cans ‘Raw Milk’ To Avoid RFK Jr.’s Displeased Stares
WASHINGTON-- With reports of RFK Jr. going around the White House constantly…
Chinese Communist Party Wins Canada Prime Minister Election
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a strong rebuke against both Canada's Conservative party and…
Canada Tells Trump They’ll Never Be The 51st State Because They’re Already A Province Of China
OTTAWA, CANADA-- With the Canadian elections over, leaders in Canada reiterated their…
Republicans Return From Vacation Ready To Get Back To Not Doing Anything
WASHINGTON-- Congress is finally back in session after returning from yet another…
Deported ‘Maryland Man’ In El Salvador Prison Starting To Think Democrats Were Only Using Him To Score Political Points
ANGULO, EL SALVADOR– It's been almost two weeks since the deported MS-13…