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After Trump Keeps Israel Tariffs, Netanyahu Starting To Think Maybe He Shouldn’t Have Congratulated Biden On 2020 Election
WASHINGTON-- After President Donald Trump said he was keeping tariffs on Israel,…
Trump Places 1000% Tariffs On India Until Indian Scammers Stop Calling His Phone
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China Threatens To Retaliate Against Trump Tariffs By Halting Bribe Money To U.S. Politicians
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CNN Denies Allegations They Used Filter To Make Trump Appear More Orange, ‘No Difference’
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‘We’ll Fix Everything If You Vote For Us,’ Says Party That Destroyed Canada
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Mitch McConnell Beats Cory Booker’s 25-Hour Filibuster Record By Taking 26 Hours To Finish One Sentence
WASHINGTON-- Only one day after Cory Booker made history with the longest…
Keir Starmer Calls For Resignation Of Whoever’s Prime Minister Of UK
UNITED KINGDOM-- As the UK continues to decline and its citizens grow…
Xi Jinping Threatens To Fire Canada’s Mark Carney For Imposing Tariffs On China
BEIJING, CHINA-- Once word reached Beijing that Canadian Prime Minister-elect Mark Carney…
Denmark Builds LEGO Border Wall Around Greenland To Protect Them From Trump Invasion
GREENLAND-- With President Donald Trump escalating his desire to diplomatically acquire Greenland,…
RFK Jr. Apologizes After Released Blackmail Video Shows Him Chugging Bottle Of Seed Oil At Party
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Bipolar Tesla Arsonist Leaves Apology Note After Vandalizing Vehicle
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