Obama Teaches Zohran Mamdani How To Forge A Birth Certificate For When He Runs For President
WASHINGTON-- With New York City Mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani's popularity continuing to…
Democrats Self-Deport In Protest Of Trump’s Birthright Citizenship Ban
COLIMA, MEXICO-- In protest of the Supreme Court ruling upholding Donald Trump's…
Bernie Sanders Offers To Pay For Dinner After Taking Money Out Of Friend’s Coat Pocket
WASHINGTON-- In a bold display of what he called grassroots wealth distribution,…
Nancy Pelosi Furious After Trump’s Israel-Iran Ceasefire Tanks Her War Stocks Portfolio
WASHINGTON-- Only hours following both Israel and Iran's agreement to Donald Trump's…
U.S. Issues Apology For Bombing England After Mistaking It For A Muslim Country
WASHINGTON-- The United States government has issued a formal apology to their…
Republicans Halt AOC’s Babbling By Distracting Her With Laser Pointer
WASHINGTON-- Desperate to get AOC to stop rambling on incessantly in Congress…
Congress Assures Americans They’ll Be Safe Inside Nuclear Bunkers Once WW3 Kicks Off
WASHINGTON-- As war in the Middle East continues to escalate and threats…
Lindsey Graham Giddily Crosses Off One More Day On Calendar World Closer To Nuclear War
WASHINGTON-- After hearing the news that war in the Middle East had…
Tim Walz Spotted Offering Tampons To Wounded LA Rioters
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- With an increasing number of rioters getting injured partaking…
LA Mayor Condemns Local Businesses For Selling Product That Lures Rioters Into Looting
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- In response to the hundreds of rioters who have…
Gavin Newsom Holds Emergency Meeting To Figure Out How To Blame Trump For LA Riots
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In response to the LA riots gaining momentum and the…
Democrats Wonder Who Will Work The Rioter Jobs If All The Mexicans Are Deported
WASHINGTON-- As ICE Immigration continues rounding up violent illegal alien Mexicans partaking…
