In April Fools’ Prank, MSNBC Reports Real News
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- April Fools' Day is a day of practical jokes and hoaxes, and to celebrate this unofficial hilarious holiday mainstream news media outlet MSNBC decided to prank…
Trudeau Says Canadians Can Save Money On Housing Costs By Becoming Homeless
OTTAWA, CANADA-- With the housing crisis in Canada reaching epic proportions, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau informed the millions of suffering Canadian citizens that the best way they can save money…
Democrat New York Governor Ends ‘Homeowners’ Rights’ In Response To DeSantis Stopping ‘Squatters’ Rights’
ALBANY, NEW YORK-- Angry at Republican Ron DeSantis for defending the rights of legal homeowners, Democrat Governor of New York Kathy Hochul signed a bill into law eliminating homeowners' rights…
Biden Rushed To Emergency Room After Getting Big Lap Dance From Lizzo At Fundraiser
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A major mishap happened during yesterday's Democratic fundraiser at the Radio City Music Hall when obese music singer Lizzo gave Joe Biden a lap dance,…
Elmo Wears MAGA Hat To Troll Trump-Hater Larry David
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- During an interview with CNN, rabid Trump-hater Larry David confessed to Chris Wallace his disdain for the former president, which drew the attention of Sesame…
Authorities Release Photo Of Painting Found Inside Home Of Alleged Sex Trafficker P Diddy
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- After raiding the home of music mogul Sean "P Diddy" Combs, police released photos of various items retrieved from the rapper's residence. which included a strange oil…
The Daily Wire Hires Satan To Replace Candace Owens
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE-- After firing commentator Candace Owens during a very public dispute over Israel and Jesus Christ, the conservative news company The Daily Wire was pleased to announce that they…
Kamala Harris On Not Understanding Puerto Rican Protesters: ‘I Don’t Speak French’
SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO-- After stupidly dancing and clapping along to a group of angry Puerto Rican protesters who were singing a song in Spanish in protest of her pandering visit,…
Mike Tyson Laughs At Russia: ‘That’s Not How You Rip Off A Man’s Ear’
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA- One of the greatest boxers of all time Mike Tyson had a little bit of advice for Russia after watching a video of one of the captured…
Scotland: Man Who’s First Minister Of White Country Shocked There’s So Many White People There
EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND-- During a rant in a video that has began circulating recently, surprised First Minister of Scotland Humza Yousaf was legitimately confused as to why there are so many…
Planet Fitness Changes Name To Better Reflect Current Company Values
HAMPTON, NEW HAMPSHIRE-- After receiving major backlash around the country for allowing men into women's locker rooms, workout chain giant Planet Fitness doubled down on their progressive policies and have…
NBC Hires Former RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel To Give Network More Liberal Viewpoint
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- In a move that has surprised no one, former RNC chair Ronna McDaniel has joined leftwing propaganda outlet NBC news in an effort to give…
