Biden Places Ballot Boxes In Foreign Countries For Illegal Aliens Who Want To Vote Early
WASHINGTON-- As a way to make sure that every vote is counted, President Joe Biden had thousands of general election ballot boxes placed all around the world so that any…
FDA Forced To Apologize To Horse Community For Equine-Phobic Ivermectin Stance
SILVER SPRING, MARYLAND-- After losing a court case for their anti-Ivermectin stance by saying the controversial drug was only for horses, the FDA was forced to both retract their statements…
Prostate Cancer Found ‘Not Guilty’ Of Killing O.J. Simpson
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA-- Prostate cancer has been found not guilty of killing former football player and actor O.J. Simpson by a jury of its peers. The family of O.J. Simpson…
Japanese Prime Minister Visits Biden To Learn How Not To Run A Country
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to learn an important lesson from a failing US president, Japanese Prime Minister Fumio Kishida visited Joe Biden this week to study the horrible job Biden…
After Backwards Gun Scope Gaffe, US Navy Uploads New Updated Photo
U.S.-- After deleting an Instagram photo of a Navy officer holding a gun with its scope on backwards, the US Navy quickly reuploaded an updated photo showing the same officer…
Brazil’s Alexandre de Moraes Dons Helmet And Sword To Try To Appear Less Menacing
BRASÍLIA, BRAZIL-- After flexing his authoritarian muscles and getting accused by millions of people of being a dictator, Brazilian Judge Alexandre de Moraes tried lightening up his image and appearing…
Pfizer Creates New Vaccine To Protect Against Effects Of Boeing Plane Malfunctions
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Due to the ongoing Boeing plane malfunctions epidemic, the world's most trusted drug company Pfizer announced that they have created a new vaccine called Boevax that…
Earthquake Rattles New York City After Illegal Aliens Reach Maximum Capacity
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A 4.8 magnitude earthquake in the Northeast sent tremors across the area and into New York City after the tremendous amount of illegal aliens now…
California Restaurants Under Fire For Not Hiring Enough Trans Robot Workers
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- After numerous fast food chains replaced human workers with robots thanks to Governor Gavin Newsom's minimum wage increase to $20 an hour, restaurants around the state have been…
Biden Appoints Illegal Alien Pedro As New US Border Czar
WASHINGTON-- In response to the Republicans' criticism of the horrible job VP Kamala Harris has been doing overseeing the border, President Joe Biden announced that he has addressed the lack…
Illegal Aliens Squat Inside AOC’s New York District Office Since She’s Never There Anyway
QUEENS, NEW YORK-- After being invited into the country by President Joe Biden, millions of illegal aliens have been breaking into empty homes to find shelter, with one particular group…
Trudeau Offers Bonus To First Canadian Mountie Who Tramples Little Old Lady Protester
CANADA-- A massive protest is underway in Canada over a federal carbon tax, which drew the ire of Justin Trudeau who offered a financial bonus to the first Canadian Mounted…
