Kim Jong Un Takes Putin To Get Haircut Before Leaving North Korea
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA-- Russian President Vladimir Putin made a diplomatic mission to North Korea to visit Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un, but before he left was taken to Kim's favorite…
Hillary Clinton Breaks Out The Hot Sauce And Her Best Southern Accent For Juneteenth Holiday
CHAPPAQUA, NEW YORK-- Former Secretary of State and two-time failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton put out a video message on Twitter X for the Juneteenth holiday where she once again…
Robbed Secret Service Agent Thinking He’s Sure Glad FBI Says Crime’s Down Under Biden
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- As Joe Biden continues to let in millions of unvetted illegal invaders and Democrat-run cities go soft on punishing crime, everyone has been feeling the pain of…
Lizard Person Chuck Schumer Tries Connecting With The Humans By Eating Rare Burger On Father’s Day
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK-- In an effort to try and show that he's one of the humans, reptilian New York Senator Chuck Schumer posted a photo of himself on Father's Day…
People Who Pretend For A Living Hold Fundraiser For Guy Pretending To Be President
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Hollywood actors joined former President Barack Obama and current Commander-in-Chief Joe Biden in a Democratic fundraiser in an effort to get the guy pretending to be the…
Nationwide FBI Manhunt Underway To Find Pigeon That Pooped On Street Pride Mural
U.S.-- Federal authorities are warning Americans of a dangerous criminal currently on the loose after a pigeon flew over and then crapped on a pride mural painted on a public…
Biden Delivers Stern Warning To Saudi Arabia After They End US Petrodollar Agreement By Telling Them ‘Don’t’
WASHINGTON-- After Saudi Arabia ended the 50-year petrodollar agreement with the United States, an incensed President Joe Biden was asked what his response was to the major news and he…
AOC Trips And Falls After Colleague Says She Can’t Walk And Chew Gum At Same Time
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to prove one of her male Republican colleagues wrong who told her she can't walk and chew gum at the same time, Congresswoman AOC started chewing…
After Taking Credit For Trump’s Low Insulin Prices, Biden Also Claims He’s A Billionaire Real Estate Developer Who Starred On ‘The Apprentice’
WASHINGTON-- During a recent speech Joe Biden bragged that he had capped low insulin prices that Donald Trump had already done in May of 2020, with the current president going…
Biden Congratulates Apu From ‘The Simpsons’ On Winning India’s Prime Minister Election
WASHINGTON-- After hearing of Narendra Modi's reelection win for prime minister of India, President Joe Biden quickly got on the White House phone and called the fictional Indian character Apu…
‘Star Wars: The Acolyte’ Under Fire For Not Hiring Any Trans, Disabled, One-Eyed, Pansexual Wookiees
HOLLYWOOD-- In an effort to be as inclusive and progressive as possible, the new Star Wars series The Acolyte hired as many nonwhite, marginalized groups as possible, but has faced…
WHO Locates Bird Responsible For Starting New Bird Flu Epidemic
GENEVA, SWITZERLAND-- After the World Health Organization reported that a deadly bird flu had allegedly broken out, the WHO also confirmed that they had located the very first bird to…
