Brazil’s Alexandre de Moraes Dons Helmet And Sword To Try To Appear Less Menacing
BRASÍLIA, BRAZIL-- After flexing his authoritarian muscles and getting accused by millions of people of being a dictator, Brazilian Judge Alexandre de Moraes tried lightening up his image and appearing…
Pfizer Creates New Vaccine To Protect Against Effects Of Boeing Plane Malfunctions
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Due to the ongoing Boeing plane malfunctions epidemic, the world's most trusted drug company Pfizer announced that they have created a new vaccine called Boevax that…
Earthquake Rattles New York City After Illegal Aliens Reach Maximum Capacity
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A 4.8 magnitude earthquake in the Northeast sent tremors across the area and into New York City after the tremendous amount of illegal aliens now…
California Restaurants Under Fire For Not Hiring Enough Trans Robot Workers
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- After numerous fast food chains replaced human workers with robots thanks to Governor Gavin Newsom's minimum wage increase to $20 an hour, restaurants around the state have been…
Biden Appoints Illegal Alien Pedro As New US Border Czar
WASHINGTON-- In response to the Republicans' criticism of the horrible job VP Kamala Harris has been doing overseeing the border, President Joe Biden announced that he has addressed the lack…
Illegal Aliens Squat Inside AOC’s New York District Office Since She’s Never There Anyway
QUEENS, NEW YORK-- After being invited into the country by President Joe Biden, millions of illegal aliens have been breaking into empty homes to find shelter, with one particular group…
Trudeau Offers Bonus To First Canadian Mountie Who Tramples Little Old Lady Protester
CANADA-- A massive protest is underway in Canada over a federal carbon tax, which drew the ire of Justin Trudeau who offered a financial bonus to the first Canadian Mounted…
Progressive Biden Under Fire For Only Having Two Gender Bunnies On Easter
WASHINGTON-- After angering millions of Christians and Catholics for recognizing Easter as Trans Visibility Day, President Joe Biden then later angered the progressive community when he held holiday festivities at…
In April Fools’ Prank, MSNBC Reports Real News
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- April Fools' Day is a day of practical jokes and hoaxes, and to celebrate this unofficial hilarious holiday mainstream news media outlet MSNBC decided to prank…
Trudeau Says Canadians Can Save Money On Housing Costs By Becoming Homeless
OTTAWA, CANADA-- With the housing crisis in Canada reaching epic proportions, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau informed the millions of suffering Canadian citizens that the best way they can save money…
Democrat New York Governor Ends ‘Homeowners’ Rights’ In Response To DeSantis Stopping ‘Squatters’ Rights’
ALBANY, NEW YORK-- Angry at Republican Ron DeSantis for defending the rights of legal homeowners, Democrat Governor of New York Kathy Hochul signed a bill into law eliminating homeowners' rights…
Biden Rushed To Emergency Room After Getting Big Lap Dance From Lizzo At Fundraiser
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A major mishap happened during yesterday's Democratic fundraiser at the Radio City Music Hall when obese music singer Lizzo gave Joe Biden a lap dance,…
