Biden Promises When He’s Reelected He’ll Hold Current President Accountable For High Grocery Prices
WASHINGTON-- As Americans get ready to celebrate Independence Day and wonder how they'll pay for the extremely high grocery prices caused by Biden, an incensed President Joe Biden told potential…
3 Jill Biden Vogue Covers That Didn’t Make The Final Cut
U.S.-- First Lady Jill Biden has graced this month's cover of Vogue magazine wearing an all-white tuxedo dress, but there were three other covers that were considered but eventually didn't…
In Honor Of Canada Day, Justin Trudeau Performs 21-Horse Trampling Salute
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In celebration of Canada Day, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau gave a televised speech where he had twenty-one of his finest Mounted Police trample over innocent Canadian citizens and…
Desperate Democrats Create Their Perfect Multi-Politician Hybrid Candidate ‘Gavin Clinton-Obama’ In Order To Defeat Trump
WASHINGTON-- With the train wreck debate performance by senile sitting President Joe Biden causing major concern, desperate Democrats came up with the perfect solution in order to defeat Donald Trump…
Biden’s Debate Was So Bad That Even He Says He’s Now Voting For Trump
WASHINGTON-- Donald Trump was declared the overall winner of the first presidential debate by the majority of political pundits due to his opponent's deplorable performance, causing a large shift in…
Trump Desecrates Corpse On Live TV
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- A tragedy happened during last night's 2024 Presidential Debate when President Donald Trump desecrated a withered, old corpse live on CNN in front of millions of people worldwide.…
Justin Trudeau Celebrates Canadian Multiculturalism Day By Dressing As A Gay, Black, Female, Hindu Furry
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Joining in the festivities of Canadian Multiculturalism Day was flamboyant Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who celebrated the national holiday and recognized the diverse groups of people around the…
Biden Ready To Moderate Presidential Debate Between Trump And CNN’s Jake Tapper And Dana Bash
WASHINGTON-- The upcoming presidential debate in Atlanta, Georgia is all set and President Joe Biden has been getting himself ready for the big event by practicing his moderating skills for…
Julian Assange Thinking Limo Driver Picking Him Up From Airport Looks Strangely Familiar
AUSTRALIA-- WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange was finally released from prison and immediately got onto a plane and headed back to his home country of Australia, where a mysterious but oddly…
Democrats Panic After Trump Adds Kermit The Frog To VP Shortlist
U.S.-- Rumors are swirling in conservative circles that Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has added Kermit the Frog to his vice president shortlist, causing Democrat political commenters to go into…
South Korea Sends K-Pop Band To Ukraine To Dance On Frontline Against Russia
BAKHMUT, UKRAINE-- After meeting with President Volodymyr Zelenksy in regards to logistical support for the ongoing war in Ukraine, South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol responded by sending one of…
Kim Jong Un Takes Putin To Get Haircut Before Leaving North Korea
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA-- Russian President Vladimir Putin made a diplomatic mission to North Korea to visit Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un, but before he left was taken to Kim's favorite…
