ICE Agents Warn Illegal Aliens If They Don’t Behave They’ll Release Them To The Democrats
NEWARK, NEW JERSEY-- As deranged Democrats stormed an immigrant detainment center in Newark, ICE agents inside of the building warned the detained illegal aliens that if they get out of…
British Police Arrest Man For Claiming UK Does Not Have Free Speech
UK-- A British man was dragged out of his home and arrested on Friday by police after posting on his personal Facebook page that the UK does not have free…
Breaking: Biden Announces 2024 Presidential Run On ‘The View’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- During Thursday's episode of daytime talk show The View, former President Joe Biden made a major announcement that he was officially throwing his hat in the…
New Bronze Statue In New York City Already Arrested For Looting Local Shoe Store
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A recently unveiled giant bronze statue of an overweight black woman in Times Square was arrested late last night after it was caught carrying dozens…
Bernie Sanders Writes ‘Reduce Carbon Emissions’ With One Of His Private Jets
WASHINGTON-- In his quest to get the lower-class citizens to reduce their carbon footprint, avowed socialist Bernie Sanders has taken his climate change message to the skies by getting into…
Liberal ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ Contestant Refuses To Solve Final Puzzle
CULVER CITY, CALIFORNIA-- Police arrested a female contestant on last night's episode of the gameshow Wheel of Fortune after the liberal woman refused to answer the final bonus puzzle and…
Chinese Espionage Agent Spies On Trump At White House
WASHINGTON-- China has been up to their old tricks again of trying to spy and gain valuable intel on the United States by replacing their former female spy Fang Fang…
Fly That Outed Mike Pence As A RINO Traitor Receives JFK Courage Award
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS-- The fly that landed on Mike Pence's head during the 2020 presidential debate with Kamala Harris has been awarded the JFK Courage Award for having the bravery to…
Zelensky Offers To Say The ‘N-Word’ Too If People Send Him Donations
KIEV, UKRAINE-- After seeing the Minnesota woman who made almost a million dollars for saying the "N-word" on a viral video, Ukraine President Zelensky quickly took to social media to…
Desperate For Cash, Big Bird Starts OnlyFans Page After PBS Defunded
SESAME STREET-- After losing his job following President Donald Trump's executive order defunding PBS, Sesame Street Muppet Big Bird was forced to find a way to make money to survive…
Nation Reminded Last Night Why Trump Won Election
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- While watching former Vice President Kamala Harris cackle and ramble on during an uncomfortable speech, Americans watched in horror at what could have been if she had…
Trump Anxiously Starts Labeling Diet Coke Cans ‘Raw Milk’ To Avoid RFK Jr.’s Displeased Stares
WASHINGTON-- With reports of RFK Jr. going around the White House constantly checking everyone's eating habits, a worried President Donald Trump began labeling his favorite cans of Diet Coke with…
