Prime Minister Mark Carney Promotes Himself To Supreme Minister
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After giving himself an internal performance review, Prime Minister Mark Carney announced today that he has unilaterally promoted himself to the newly invented position of Supreme Minister of…
Tim Walz Burns Down Minnesota State Archives In Desperate Bid To Erase Evidence
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA-- As the walls of justice continue closing in, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz reportedly burned the Minnesota State Archives to the ground Wednesday after learning the building contained…
Planet Fitness Names Transgender Serial Killer Buffalo Bill As Gym Ambassador Of The Year
WELLINGTON, NH-- In a move corporate spokespeople are calling strategically inclusive, Planet Fitness has named notorious serial killer Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb as its 2026 Trans Ambassador of the Year…
Trump Appoints Overburdened Marco Rubio Interim President Of Venezuela
WASHINGTON-- Following the U.S. arrest of former Venezuelan leader Nicolás Maduro, President Donald Trump announced that Secretary of State Marco Rubio has been appointed Interim President of Venezuela, effective immediately,…
Tim Walz Kicking Himself For Not Bribing Biden For A Presidential Pardon
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA-- After news broke that he wouldn't seek reelection amidst the Somali fraud scandals, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz reportedly spent the weekend regretting that he never thought to…
Afghanistan Dating App: Find True Love
(PARODY) Commercial for Afghanistan's all-new dating app, the premier dating app for the discerning Afghan gentleman seeking his perfect goat companion. **DISCLAIMER: All videos on this channel are satire and…
British Public Paints Giant ‘DICTATOR HERE’ Sign On Roof Of Prime Minister’s Office In Hopes Of Immediate U.S. Liberation
LONDON, UK-- In a desperate bid to attract the attention of U.S. satellite imagery, a coalition of fed-up British citizens has successfully painted the words "DICTATOR HERE" in large white…
New RFK Jr. MAHA Fat-Shaming Refrigerator
(PARODY) Commercial for the new line of RFK Jr. MAHA Smart Refrigerators, preloaded with over 500 motivational sayings by health guru RFK Jr. **DISCLAIMER: All videos on this channel are…
World’s First Chimpanzee Chiropractor Doesn’t Know His Own Strength
(PARODY) Commercial for Dr. Bongo's Primate Chiropractic, the world's first chimpanzee chiropractor with a successful almost one hundred percent mortality rate. **DISCLAIMER: All videos on this channel are satire and…
Keir Starmer Wanted For Impersonating A UK Prime Minister
(PARODY NEWS) UK Police are searching for a Wanker named Keir Starmer wanted in connection to impersonating the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. **DISCLAIMER: All videos on this channel…
Congress Furious Minnesota Somali Fraudsters Did Corruption Better Than Them
WASHINGTON-- Congress members reportedly erupted into jealous outrage this week after federal investigators revealed that Minnesota-based Somali fraud networks managed to steal billions of dollars in public funds with a…
U.S. Secures Guilty Plea By Threatening Nicolás Maduro With Prison Transport On Boeing Plane
CARACAS, VENEZUELA-- U.S. officials announced that Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro formally confessed to every crime he has ever been accused of after being informed his prison transfer would occur aboard…
