Man Swallows Paint, Defecates Masterpiece Worth $2.1 Million
JONESTOWN, MISSOURI-- Some say that life imitates art. If that's the case then one man has taken that theory to a whole new level, although accidentally. After trying to commit…
Trump Hires Famous Mexican Mariachi Band Los Mierdas
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- In an effort to smooth over relations with Mexico, billionaire businessman Donald Trump recently hired Mexican mariachi band Los Mierdas to play background music during all of his televised…
Hillary Clinton Pegged On Stage
HICKSVILLE, MONTANA-- Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was pegged in the head today by a cough drop thrown by a supposedly perturbed rally-goer. While giving a hoarse speech at a rally in Hicksville,…
Dead Cats And Dogs Litter Small Town
WATERLOO, WISCONSIN-- Early yesterday morning in the small town of Waterloo, local residents were shocked after waking up to the sight of dozens of dead cats and dogs littered all…
Bob Dole Comes Clean About Past
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- In a sit-down interview last night with CNN reporter Aseem Sala Kuttaa, former presidential hopeful Bob Dole gave a rare inside look into his past that everyone, other…
Trump’s Hair Insured For One Million And One
WEEHAWKEN, NJ-- In response to former Mexican president Vicente Fox's vulgar attack, Donald Trump threatened to insure his infamous head of hair for one million and one pesos. At a…
Horse Manure: Beauty Secret Or Just Horse Crap
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Everyone knows a little TLC on the skin can go a long way, but how far would you go to achieve that lustrous skin glow? Apparently not…
