Clever Chinese Spies Disguise Themselves As Democrats To Openly Steal Secrets For China
HOUSTON, TEXAS-- Chinese agents have had to get more creative after President Donald Trump recently sniffed out a group of spies who were stealing highly sensitive information for the government…
Worried Coronavirus Says He’s Voting For Trump So He Doesn’t Lose His Job After November
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Coronavirus gave an interview on Fox News this morning about the uncertainty of whether he'll still have a job if Joe Biden beats Donald Trump…
Oppressed Black Store Mannequins Say They Need More Representation In the Mannequin Industry
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- A group of black mannequins are calling out the retail industry for their lack of dummies of color, saying white mannequins still predominately constitute the majority of the…
Racist Mirrors Being Recalled After Refusing To Show Black Reflections Inside White People’s Homes
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- A brand of wall mirrors is being recalled by its manufacturer due to being overtly racist after numerous liberal white Democrats reported not seeing a black person's reflection…
Joe Biden’s Husband Files For Divorce From Joe Biden
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden's husband has officially filed for divorce from former Vice President Joe Biden after 43 years of marriage, according to multiple reports. The husband of Joe Biden filed…
Adam Schiff: ‘I Have Substantial Proof Donald Trump Is President Of The United States’
WASHINGTON-- Rep. Adam Schiff (D-Calif.) said there is substantial evidence that Trump is president of the United States and promises he will be launching a full investigation as soon as…
Joe Biden Discusses Possible Cabinet Roles For His Bathroom Toiletries And Linens
WILMINGTON, DELAWARE-- Former Vice President Joe Biden has finally opened up about his possible choices for bathroom Cabinet if he ends up winning the 2020 election, saying that appointing roles…
Trump Holds Latest Rally In Middle Of BLM Riots To Protect Everyone From Coronavirus
PHOENIX, ARIZONA-- After taking a beating from the media for holding a rally during the dangerous pandemic, President Donald Trump came up with the ingenious idea of having his latest…
Accused Noose In Bubba Wallace Case Suing For Discrimination And Slander
TALLADEGA, ALABAMA-- The garage door pull rope accused of being racist by Bubba Wallace has sued the famous driver and also Nascar for falsely labeling him as a racist, which…
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Gives Losing Concession Speech After Hearing She Won New York Primary
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was stricken with grief after hearing the news that she had destroyed her Democratic challenger by such a huge margin to win New…
History Books Revised After New Evidence Shows America Actually Discovered By Al Sharpton
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK -- The Department of Education recently announced that new history textbooks are being rolled out within the next two years due to all the recent…
Protesters Hit The Streets After White Goose Attacks Black Crow
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- Hundreds of protesters took to the streets today after news broke out that a white goose violently attacked a black crow and left the bird unable to fly,…
