Experts Say Closing Down Mainstream Media For 14 Days Will Flatten Curve Of Propaganda
MOBILE, ALABAMA-- As cases of mainstream media propaganda continue to rise across the country, experts are calling for 14 days of refraining from watching news media outlets to flatten the…
Democrats Describe Election Fraud Scheme As Mostly Peaceful Cheating
WASHINGTON-- As more and more evidence of election fraud continues getting exposed for the world to see, Democrats assured everyone that the millions of fraudulent ballots being counted for Joe…
Bill Gates: ‘Trust Me, I Know Medicine, I Watched 5 Seasons Of House M.D.’
MEDINA, WASHINGTON-- Microsoft co-founder and vaccine expert Bill Gates gave an interview Wednesday in an effort to ease the hesitant minds of the world's population regarding his credentials as a…
Biden’s Dog Major Comes Out As Trump Supporter After Fracturing Owner’s Ankle
DOVER, DELAWARE-- Joe Biden's German Shepherd Major is being questioned by police after allegedly attacking his owner with a club and fracturing his ankle, saying he couldn't fathom the thought…
Fox News Channel Contemplates Reporting Real News As Ratings Plummet
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Fox News Channel released a statement this week outlining their plans for their network if their ratings to continue to plummet, teasing their former conservative…
The Kraken Dead Of Apparent Suicide, Say Sources Close To Hillary Clinton
WASHINGTON-- In another odd twist to the 2020 Presidential election fraud debacle, the Kraken has reportedly died overnight in an apparent suicide while awaiting to testify against Hillary Clinton and…
Thanksgiving Tradition: Biden Sniffs And Gropes Unlucky Turkey Pardoned By Trump
WASHINGTON-- Every Thanksgiving the President of the United States spares a turkey by giving it a full pardon, but what most people don't know is that once the bird cheats…
China’s President Xi Praises RINO Republicans For Being Even Bigger Traitors To US Than Democrats
BEIJING, CHINA-- Communist dictator President XI Jinping has gone on record commending members of the Republican party who have sold out the United States to China while at the same…
Biden Voters Beg For World War 3 Just To Spite Trump For Bringing Troops Back Home
WASHINGTON-- Thousands of angry Biden voters have voiced their displeasure at Donald Trump's decision to bring American troops back home in an effort to forge peace, and are calling on…
Boris Johnson Confirms: ‘I’m Self-Isolating Because I’m Useless, Not For COVID’
LONDON, ENGLAND-- British Prime Minister Boris Johnson is self-isolating for the 69th time this year after he came in contact with his government office on Downing Street and realized there…
Deceased Biden Supporters Host ‘Million Dead Voters March’ In D.C. To Protest Their Votes Getting Thrown Out
WASHINGTON-- Dead people who voted for Joe Biden in the 2020 Presidential Election are planning on holding a rally this Saturday inside a local graveyard in an official "Million Dead…
Experts Confirm: Using Stock Photos Of Fake Scientists In COVID Articles Makes Story Appear More Believable
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- A new study at the Health Fabrication Institute suggests if news outlets are trying to convince the public to believe the coronavirus exists then using stock photos of…
