Researchers Disappointed Alleged Bigfoot Sighting In Illinois Was Only Ape-Like Creature Jeffrey Epstein
HARRISBURG, ILLINOIS-- Sasquatch sleuths were ecstatic after hearing that an Illinois man claimed he saw the mysterious Bigfoot creature similar to the one seen in the grainy 1967 film, but…
Jen Psaki Says Video Clip Of Biden Speaking Coherently Is ‘Misleadingly Edited’
WASHINGTON-- After a clipped video was shared by the Republican party showing Joe Biden speaking quite eloquently, White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki immediately set the record straight and condemned…
Reptilian Bill Gates Dissolves News Reporter With His Toxic Venom
https://youtu.be/Nb5zuOjZbYA (SATIRE) Shapeshifting lizard person Bill Gates had an on air faux pas this week while giving an interview to a fake news reporter when he accidentally squirted the woman…
Daily Soak Presents: Top 10 Fake News Stories Of 2021
U.S.-- As 2021 comes to an end and as the line between satire and reality grows thinner by the day, we take a closer look at Daily Soak's top 10…
Biden Promises To Punish This Mysterious Brandon Guy After He Made Him Look Like A Fool
https://youtu.be/r4-XI33i8sk (SATIRE) While tracking Santa's whereabouts, Joe Biden received a phone call from his alter ego "Let's Go Brandon" and then became incensed when the infamous Brandon made him look…
Elizabeth Warren Wishes Everyone Happy Kwanzaa After Discovering Her African Heritage
WASHINGTON-- After recently discovering that she has African ancestry, Senator Elizabeth Warren wished all her black brothers and sisters a Happy Kwanzaa and then informed the world that she has…
After Getting Pranked On Christmas Eve, Biden Vows To Find And Punish This Brandon Guy
WASHINGTON-- While taking phone calls from people letting him know what the acronym NORAD stands for, Joe Biden had yet another run-in with the infamous Brandon, who harassed the world's…
Biden And His Island Of Misfit Politicians Wishes Everyone A ‘Merry You’ll Be Dead Soon Christmas’
WASHINGTON--The most oddball, incompetent, group of weirdo politicians ever assembled has put out a statement early this morning wishing the American people a very "Merry You'll Be Dead Soon Christmas"…
UK’s Boris Johnson Reveals Recently ‘Unearthed Photo’ Of Jesus Getting The Vaccine
LONDON, ENGLAND-- During his recent Christmas Eve message this morning, sloshed British Prime Minster Boris Johnson revealed a stunning photo showing Jesus getting injected with the COVID vaccine, which he…
Biden Fired From Suicide Prevention Job For Telling Everyone They Will Die
WASHINGTON-- Saving a life can be a very rewarding experience, so when Joe Biden was recently terminated from his part-time job as a suicide prevention hotline listener he was not…
Diabolical Fauci Mocks His Canine Victims By Wearing Dog Costume
https://youtu.be/QVA30Q3zFr8 (SATIRE) During a recent CNN interview regarding the need for people to wear ninety-nine masks while alone, the mad scientist Dr. Anthony Fauci decided to toy with the dogs…
Democrat Politicians Carjacked At Gunpoint Say Crimes Would’ve Been Worse If They Weren’t Vaccinated
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA- The healing powers of the magical COVID vaccine were proven once again as two Democrat politicians were carjacked this week by gunpoint in two separate occasions, with both…
