It’s 2062, The White House Still Claims A Russia Attack On Ukraine Is Very, Very Imminent
WASHINGTON-- It's the year 2062 and the White House claims that a Russian invasion of Ukraine is extremely close, almost imminent, and may possibly even happen at any second. For…
Jimmy Kimmel Reveals Trump Is His Man Crush Monday On Valentine’s Day Special
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- To celebrate this year's Valentine's Day, late night host Jimmy Kimmel reveals his secret Man Crush Monday love interest to be none other than President Donald Trump, the…
To Increase Network Ratings, This Year’s Super Bowl To Be Replaced With Trump Rally
INGLEWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Due to the massive decline in ratings of the last few year's Super Bowl games, this year's football event was suddenly canceled and replaced with a Donald Trump…
Hillary Clinton Cackles At Trump: ‘We Came, We Saw, We Spied!’
CHAPPAQUA, NEW YORK-- Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton gave a cheerful, cackle-filled news interview this morning after damning evidence was released showing that she spied on the Trump campaign,…
Biden’s New White House Cat Joins Protest By Urinating Words ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ Into Carpet
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden's new pet cat Willow has joined the nationwide protests against the corrupt administration and vented out its frustrations by urinating the words "Let's Go Brandon" into…
Justin Trudeau Kneels With Canadian Truckers After They Disguise Themselves As BLM
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has finally met with the truckers for freedom after the Canadian protesters disguised themselves as Black Lives Matter rioters and began holding BLM signs…
Biden Finally Addresses Border Crisis By Building Wall Around Canada
WASHINGTON-- With the large influx of Canadians seeking refuge into America to escape political persecution, Joe Biden quickly put a stop to the asylum seekers by building a large wall…
Biden Contemplates Canceling Russia Attack After US Soldiers Can’t Decide Which Outfits To Wear
WASHINGTON-- Just when Joe Biden was about to send his new woke army off to scare Russia into giving up their imaginary attack on Ukraine, hundreds of crossdressing US soldiers…
State Of Emergency Announced After Ontario Premier Doug Ford Gets Stuck In Doorway Of Home
ONTARIO, CANADA-- A serious state of emergency was declared this morning after Ontario's rotund Premier Doug Ford got himself wedged between the doorway of his home while on his way…
China’s President Xi Praises Ottawa Police For Their Authoritarian Tactics
BEIJING, CHINA-- During a live execution of a foreign journalist covering the Olympic games in China, President Xi Jinping praised the authoritarian strategies of the Ottawa Police Department after a…
Nancy Pelosi Accused Of Spying On Republicans While In Men’s Locker Room
WASHINGTON-- Male Republican politicians have accused House Speaker Nancy Pelosi of spying on them while they frolicked inside the GOP locker room, saying they felt like they were being watched…
Biden Renames His Crack Pipe Distribution Plan To The George Floyd Initiative
WASHINGTON-- In celebration of Black History Month, Joe Biden has changed the name of his Crack Pipe Distribution Plan to the George Floyd Initiative as a way to bring equity…
