White House Confirms: Biden’s Earpiece Hacked By The Russians
WASHINGTON-- The White House put out an emergency statement Thursday saying Joe Biden's earpiece has been hacked by the Russians and that's the reason why the president has been saying…
Chris Hansen Hosts Popular New Show Called ‘To Catch A CNN Predator’
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Due to the massive amount of scandalous allegations plaguing CNN, television host Chris Hansen has revived his old hidden camera reality series and has named the new show…
Jen Psaki Defends White House Lies By Saying Government Is Just A Form Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON-- Due to all the criticism the Biden administration has been receiving for lying about everything, White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki put out an official disclaimer on all future…
Joe Biden’s Body Double Resigns Due To Stress Of Mimicking Joe’s Every Senile Activity
https://youtu.be/j21qfxFaUyo Joe Biden's disgruntled body double said he had enough of working for the insane, hair-sniffing, Alzheimer's puppet of a president and quit his job after having to pretend every…
Desperate Trudeau Begs Truckers To Start Delivering Again After He Runs Out Of Makeup
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Frantic and crying uncontrollably, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau gave an urgent press conference Tuesday morning with his face partially covered in women's makeup, begging the truckers to please…
It’s 2062, The White House Still Claims A Russia Attack On Ukraine Is Very, Very Imminent
WASHINGTON-- It's the year 2062 and the White House claims that a Russian invasion of Ukraine is extremely close, almost imminent, and may possibly even happen at any second. For…
Jimmy Kimmel Reveals Trump Is His Man Crush Monday On Valentine’s Day Special
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- To celebrate this year's Valentine's Day, late night host Jimmy Kimmel reveals his secret Man Crush Monday love interest to be none other than President Donald Trump, the…
To Increase Network Ratings, This Year’s Super Bowl To Be Replaced With Trump Rally
INGLEWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Due to the massive decline in ratings of the last few year's Super Bowl games, this year's football event was suddenly canceled and replaced with a Donald Trump…
Hillary Clinton Cackles At Trump: ‘We Came, We Saw, We Spied!’
CHAPPAQUA, NEW YORK-- Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton gave a cheerful, cackle-filled news interview this morning after damning evidence was released showing that she spied on the Trump campaign,…
Biden’s New White House Cat Joins Protest By Urinating Words ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ Into Carpet
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden's new pet cat Willow has joined the nationwide protests against the corrupt administration and vented out its frustrations by urinating the words "Let's Go Brandon" into…
Justin Trudeau Kneels With Canadian Truckers After They Disguise Themselves As BLM
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has finally met with the truckers for freedom after the Canadian protesters disguised themselves as Black Lives Matter rioters and began holding BLM signs…
Biden Finally Addresses Border Crisis By Building Wall Around Canada
WASHINGTON-- With the large influx of Canadians seeking refuge into America to escape political persecution, Joe Biden quickly put a stop to the asylum seekers by building a large wall…
