Zelensky Makes Infomercial Selling His Famous Green Shirts That Double As Cleaning Rags
KIEV, UKRAINE-- With the billions of dollars already sent to Ukraine not enough to help support their efforts, President Volodymyr Zelensky decided to make some extra cash by selling his…
Governor Gavin Newsom Abruptly Leaves Press Conference To Return Some Videotapes
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- During a recent news conference discussing ending apartheid and slowing down the nuclear arms race, California Governor Gavin Newsom suddenly closed his eyes and then told the crowd…
Police Called After Pillow Fight Breaks Out On Living Room Couch
RENO, NEVADA-- Police responded to a 911 call after a man reported a violent pillow fight taking place on the couch of his living room home between his two favorite…
Beto O’Rourke Promises To Finish Building Border Wall, Only It’ll Be Invisible And People Can Still Walk Through It
EL PASO, TEXAS-- In an effort to reach out to Texas Republicans, Democratic Gubernatorial candidate Robert Francis Beto O'Rourke has promised to finish construction on the southern border wall, saying…
Nancy Pelosi: ‘I’m Not Racist, I Have A Mexican Gardener And A Black Pool Boy’
WASHINGTON-- After being called a racist for her statement saying illegal immigrants should be picking crops, former Democratic House Speaker Nancy Pelosi defended herself by clarifying that she's definitely not…
Democrats Update Their KKK Outfits To Show Support For Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- As they continue sending billions of dollars to help with the war in Ukraine, Democrat politicians decided to further show their support for the country by updating their KKK…
Biden Flies To Delaware To Survey Florida’s Hurricane Ian Damage
REHOBOTH BEACH, DELAWARE-- In an effort to assess the damages done to the state of Florida by Hurricane Ian, Joe Biden immediately flew to his home in Delaware and began…
Florida Democrats Cheer Losing Their Homes To Hurricane Ian As Way To Own Ron DeSantis
FLORIDA-- Thousands of Democrats in Florida were jubilant after Hurricane Ian ripped through the Sunshine State and destroyed their homes, with many of them taking to social media to say…
Democrats Accuse Trump Of Hiring Hurricane Ian To Destroy Classified Documents In Florida
WASHINGTON-- In an urgent press conference Wednesday morning, House Democrats accused President Donald Trump of hiring Hurricane Ian as a last resort to destroy any classified documents still remaining inside…
Putin Losing War After Russian Tanks Get Stuck Driving Through All The US Money Sent To Ukraine
KIEV, UKRAINE-- The tide has turned in favor of Ukraine when hundreds of Russian tanks were reported to have been brought to a standstill after getting stuck within the billions…
White House Clarifies That Biden’s Actually Shaking Hands With Invisible Man
WASHINGTON-- After numerous strange videos of President Joe Biden shaking hands with the air have been circulating on social media lately, the White House has been forced to clarify that…
Stacey Abrams Recants Statement After Eating 100 Snickers Bars: ‘You’re Not You When You’re Hungry’
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- After facing major backlash for her statement about there being no such thing as fetal heartbeats at six weeks, Stacey Abrams was approached by one of her aides…
