Robert L. Peters Surfaces, Says Biden’s A Good Man Who Hasn’t Committed Any Crimes
WASHINGTON-- After the major news broke accusing Joe Biden of using the alias Robert L. Peters to commit crimes, an older man with white hair and mustache who eerily resembled…
Georgia Indictment Against Trump Dropped After He Says He Identifies As Stacey Abrams
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- The indictment against Donald Trump for allegedly trying to overturn the 2020 presidential election has been officially dropped after the former president went on national television dressed in…
While Biden Relaxes At Beach, Liberals Ask Why Hasn’t Trump Done Anything For Hawaii
U.S.-- As President Joe Biden relaxes on the beach while wildfires ravage the Hawaiian island of Maui, angry liberals across the United States are wondering why did Donald Trump let…
Trump Indicted For Killing Kenny
SOUTH PARK, COLORADO-- The Department of Justice has indicted Donald Trump once again, announcing that they have irrefutable proof that the former president has killed cartoon elementary student Kenny McCormick…
Biden Flies To Ukraine To Assess Damages From Hawaii Fires
KIEV, UKRAINE-- In order to get as much relief as possible to the Hawaiian island of Maui, President Joe Biden personally flew over to Ukraine to assess the damages caused…
FBI Raids Bird Nest Then Shoots Pigeon That Pooped On Biden’s Shoulder
WASHINGTON-- A dangerous domestic terrorist pigeon that attacked Joe Biden by pooping on him has been neutralized after FBI agents dressed in full tactical gear raided the bird's nest and…
Megan Rapinoe Says Trump Made Her Miss Penalty Kick During World Cup Soccer Game
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA-- After costing her team an embarrassing loss to Sweden in the World Cup Finals by missing a penalty kick, U.S. Women's soccer player Megan Rapinoe said during an…
Putin Surrenders After ‘White Lizzo’ Chris Christie Goes Twerking While In Ukraine
KIEV, UKRAINE-- Russian President Vladimir Putin has officially surrendered and has begun withdrawing his troops from Ukraine after former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie went to Ukraine and began twerking…
Biden Administration Hires More Border Patrol Agents To Assist Illegals In Crossing Border
WASHINGTON-- In order to better assist illegal aliens looking to cross into the United States illegally, the Biden administration has hired thousands of extra Border Patrol agents to help hold…
CNN Says Biden’s Corruption Is Improper But Mostly Peaceful
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- After a slew of criminal accusations were brought against Joe Biden that included documents, phone calls, videos, emails, and witness testimony, America's most trusted news source CNN reported…
Biden To African Leaders: ‘If You Side With Putin Then You Ain’t Black’
WASHINGTON-- Sources close to Joe Biden said he became enraged after seeing African leaders in Russia trying to work out a deal with Vladimir Putin, telling the leaders from Africa…
Obama Invites Biden Whistleblower Over His House To Go Paddle Boarding
MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- After he gave damaging testimony that President Biden was involved with Hunter's shady business dealings, the Biden whistleblower was terrified to hear the news that he had been…
