Due To Federal Budget Cuts, John Fetterman’s Body Double Will Also Play Biden’s Stand-In
WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress have unveiled a plan to massively cut the federal budget in order to avoid another future government shutdown, with one of the many items on the…
Illegal African Migrant Becomes New Prime Minister Of Italy
ROME, ITALY-- An illegal African migrant who recently arrived in Italy by boat was appointed as new prime minister of Italy after the current leader Giorgia Meloni was removed by…
FBI Locates F-35 In Five Minutes After They Receive Tip Jet Was At Capitol On January 6
SUMTER, SOUTH CAROLINA-- The elusive F-35 jet that suddenly went missing today has been quickly found and captured after the FBI received a tip that the jet was seen by…
Democrats Celebrate Constitution Day By Not Following Constitution
WASHINGTON-- Every September 17 Americans recognize Constitution Day in honor of the signing of the US Constitution in 1787, and this year Democrat politicians are celebrating the supreme law of…
Dove Partners With Anheuser-Busch To Promote Limited Edition Bud Light Soap
ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI-- In response to a major boycott from hiring a BLM activist to promote their products, Dove Soap was proud to announce that they are going all in…
Americans Observe MIA Recognition Day By Paying Tribute To Missing President Biden
U.S.-- Today is MIA Recognition Day and Americans across the country are honoring US service members who went missing in action and have also recognized how President Joe Biden has…
Kevin McCarthy Opens Impeachment Inquiry Into Biden For Not Sending Enough Money To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- House Speaker Kevin McCarthy has officially launched an impeachment inquiry into Joe Biden due to the president not sending enough money to Ukraine and has also asked Congress to…
Aaron Rodgers Says He’s Healed After Doctors Prescribed Him Treatment Of ‘Walk It Off’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- After sustaining an injury to his Achilles tendon during a game, New York Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers told everyone that he has quickly recovered due to…
New Mexico Governor Bans Breathing Due To Climate Change Emergency
SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO-- In order to combat a serious environmental epidemic, Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham has issued an emergency public health order banning all New Mexico citizens from breathing…
Biden: ‘If I Had A Son He’d Look Like Danny Masterson’
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after That '70s Show actor Danny Masterson was sentenced by a judge to 30 years to life in prison for raping two women, President Joe Biden gave a…
Liberty Safe Blowout Sale: Buy A Safe And Get Your Very Own FBI Agent For Free
PAYSON, UTAH-- A major sale is currently underway at popular gun safe company Liberty Safe for the next 24 hours and if customers act now and order a safe then…
ADL Places Seagull On Anti-Semite List For Pooping On Jewish Man’s Shoulder
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- The Anti-Defamation League (ADL) has placed a seagull on their list of anti-Semite extremists after the racist, white bird pooped on a Jewish man in what…
