Congress Reopens Government Just So They Can Take Another Vacation
WASHINGTON-- In a stunning display of bipartisan unity, the U.S. Congress announced…
Ex-Con Believes His Extensive Criminal History Will Make Him An Excellent Addition To Congress
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Only days after Nancy Pelosi announced her retirement from…
Republicans Jubilant Over Democrat Sweep, Vow To Use Same Strategy To Lose Midterms
WASHINGTON-- Jubilant Republicans filled the halls of Congress this morning, popping sparkling…
U-Haul Sees Record Profits As Democrat Voters Flee Problems They Intend To Recreate Elsewhere
U.S.-- American rental company U-Haul announced record profits this quarter, citing an…
Republican States Unveil ‘Beware Of California Drivers’ Caution Signs
U.S.-- In an effort to protect their citizens from the Golden State's…
Democrats Propose Banning Conservatives To Stop Violence Against Conservatives
WASHINGTON-- In a groundbreaking move hailed as progressive pragmatism, Democrat leaders unveiled…
Republicans Introduce Bill To Ban High-Capacity Assault Trannies
WASHINGTON - In a swift response to the tragic Minneapolis school shooting,…
Mike Johnson Visits Israel To Meet With His Constituents
JERUSALEM, ISRAEL-- House Speaker Mike Johnson touched down in Israel this week…
Republicans Propose Grueling 7-Day Work-Year Schedule For Congress
WASHINGTON-- In an astonishing display of ambition, Congressional Republicans have introduced a…
Republicans Threaten To Write Strongly Worded Letter To Discuss Inquiry Into Holding Hearing To Review Probe Contemplating Inquest Of Writing Even Sterner Letter
WASHINGTON-- As Democrats continue to run roughshod across the US and massive…
Lindsey Graham Disappointed After Finding Out ‘Big, Beautiful Bill’ Wasn’t Actually A Big, Beautiful Man Named ‘Bill’
WASHINGTON-- As though his whole world came crashing down around him, South…
Furious Republicans Demand To Know Why They Just Voted To Keep Free Healthcare For Illegal Aliens
WASHINGTON-- Only minutes after voting to keep giving illegal aliens free healthcare,…