Republicans Halt AOC’s Babbling By Distracting Her With Laser Pointer
WASHINGTON-- Desperate to get AOC to stop rambling on incessantly in Congress…
Lindsey Graham Giddily Crosses Off One More Day On Calendar World Closer To Nuclear War
WASHINGTON-- After hearing the news that war in the Middle East had…
Lindsey Graham Scoffs At Claims He’s A Warmonger, Says He Just Wants To Bomb Entire World
WASHINGTON-- After being called out by thousands of people on Twitter X…
Autopen Scandal Heats Up After Republicans Subpoena Biden’s Dog Commander To Testify Before Congress
WASHINGTON-- The House probe into the Biden Administration autopen scandal has intensified…
Republicans Worried They May Win Midterms If They Codify Trump’s Agenda
WASHINGTON-- After President Donald Trump signed yet another executive order aimed at…
Republicans Return From Vacation Ready To Get Back To Not Doing Anything
WASHINGTON-- Congress is finally back in session after returning from yet another…
Mitch McConnell Beats Cory Booker’s 25-Hour Filibuster Record By Taking 26 Hours To Finish One Sentence
WASHINGTON-- Only one day after Cory Booker made history with the longest…
Mark Zuckerberg Promises To Bring Free Speech To Facebook By Banning Only 100,000 Conservative Accounts Per Day
U.S.-- After seeing the shift to a more conservative America with the…
Dan Crenshaw Unveils New Clean-Shaven Face Before Returning To Congress
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to improve his image as a corrupt RINO…
‘I’m Perfectly Capable Of Doing My Job,’ Blinks Mitch McConnell In Morse Code From An ICU Hospital Bed
WASHINGTON-- After suffering yet another fall, a visibly unwell Senator Mitch McConnell…
Congress Reassures Americans They Will Do Everything In Their Power To Ignore The Will Of The People
WASHINGTON-- With President-Elect Donald Trump set to take office in January, members…
RINO Lindsey Graham Volunteers To Take Tulsi Gabbard’s Spot In Democrat Party
WASHINGTON-- After the major news broke that former Democrat Tulsi Gabbard joined…