192-Year-Old Ghoul Mitch McConnell Says His Political Career’s Far From Over
WASHINGTON-- As soon as the news had spread that Mitch McConnell was…
RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel Resigns To Have More Time Destroying Republicans From Behind The Scenes
WASHINGTON-- It's official. Ronna McDaniel announced that she has resigned from her…
US Senate Passes $95 Billion America Aid Package…No Wait, Never Mind, It’s For Israel And Ukraine Again
WASHINGTON-- American citizens were ecstatic after they heard the news that their…
Republican Presidential Candidate ‘None Of These Candidates’ To Face Trump After Beating Nikki Haley
RENO, NEVADA-- Republican presidential candidate Nikki Haley suffered a major loss last…
Chris Christie Drops Out Of Presidential Race After Getting Hungry
U.S.-- Former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has officially dropped out of…
Scientists Discover Cause Of New Year’s Day Earthquake In Japan
SUZU, JAPAN-- A devastating earthquake shook Japan on New Year's Day and…
Nikki Haley, Who Doesn’t Go By Real Name, Demands All Americans Be Verified By Their Real Names
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- On a recent Fox News program, Republican presidential…
Third GOP Debate Whittled Down To 5 Candidates After Chris Christie Eats Pence And Burgum
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- Last night's third Republican presidential debate was cut down to…
Ecstatic GOP Chair Ronna McDaniel Celebrates Joyous Republican Election Losses To Democrats
WASHINGTON-- After a slew of Republican election losses on Election Day, happy…
Nikki Haley Gets ‘I Stand With Israel’ Tattoo On Forehead In Case Anyone Wasn’t Sure Where She Stood
KIAWAH ISLAND, SOUTH CAROLINA-- Not certain if the world knew where her…
RINO Republicans Nominate Actual Speaker For House Speaker After Ousting Jim Jordan
WASHINGTON-- After taking a secret vote to remove Ohio Representative Jim Jordan…
Congress Introduces New Updated American Flag That’s More Representative Of The United States
WASHINGTON-- Due to both their undying support and subservience to multiple foreign…