State Of Emergency Announced After Ontario Premier Doug Ford Gets Stuck In Doorway Of Home
ONTARIO, CANADA-- A serious state of emergency was declared this morning after…
Proud Democrats Vote To Impeach Joe Rogan From Spotify
WASHINGTON-- The U.S. House of Representatives voted to impeach Joe Rogan for…
Trudeau, Dressed As Lord Humungus From The Road Warrior, Tells Truckers To ‘Just Walk Away’
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In an effort to regain control of Canada, Prime Minister…
Stacey Abrams Fires Back At Critics For Not Wearing Mask, Says She Got Hungry And Ate It
DECATUR, GEORGIA-- After Democrat Stacey Abrams came under fire this week for…
GoFundMe Claims It Tested Positive For COVID And Has To Isolate Indefinitely
REDWOOD CITY, CALIFORNIA-- Fundraising platform GoFundMe announced early this morning that it…
467,000,000 Jobs Suddenly Added To Biden’s Job Total In The Middle Of The Night
WASHINGTON-- After almost 500 million jobs were found in the middle of…
Fly That Landed On Mike Pence’s Head Turns Down Offer To Be His Vice President
WASHINGTON-- Former VP Mike Pence has been in the spotlight lately after…
Gov. Gavin Newsom Held Hostage By Garden Tools In Protest Of Him Banning Leaf Blowers And Lawnmowers
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Dozens of angry garden tools have taken Gavin Newsom hostage…
Justin Trudeau Hides Out In AOC’s New York District Office Since She’s Never There Anyway
QUEENS, NEW YORK-- After fleeing from Canada to the United States to…
Biden Threatens To Resign As President If Joe Rogan Not Removed From Spotify
WASHINGTON-- The president of the United States Joe Biden has issued a…
Biden Considers Nominating Strong Black Woman Hillary Clinton To Supreme Court
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden has finally narrowed down his list of possible…
Canada Votes To Change National Anthem From ‘O Canada’ To Just The Sounds Of Trucks Honking
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As the truckers against mandates protest continues to gain international…
