Texas Republican Dan Crenshaw Tests Positive For RINO
HOUSTON, TEXAS-- US Representative Dan Crenshaw recently announced on Twitter that he…
BuzzFeed Articles Suddenly Improve After Company Hires Chimpanzees As Writers
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- After laying off hundreds of useless human writers…
Oops! AOC Tells Betty White She’d Come Say Hello If She Weren’t Missing
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- While vacationing on the West Coast to see how…
Biden Gives Vladimir Putin A Stern Warning: ‘Mr. Gorbachev, Tear Down This Wall’
WASHINGTON-- As tensions continue to escalate between the United States and Russia…
CDC Says Covering Your Ears And Screaming ‘La La La, This Isn’t Happening’ Can Protect You From Omicron
WASHINGTON-- The highly reputable and respected CDC has recently updated their COVID…
Jen Psaki Says Video Clip Of Biden Speaking Coherently Is ‘Misleadingly Edited’
WASHINGTON-- After a clipped video was shared by the Republican party showing…
Biden Promises To Punish This Mysterious Brandon Guy After He Made Him Look Like A Fool
https://youtu.be/r4-XI33i8sk (SATIRE) While tracking Santa's whereabouts, Joe Biden received a phone call…
Elizabeth Warren Wishes Everyone Happy Kwanzaa After Discovering Her African Heritage
WASHINGTON-- After recently discovering that she has African ancestry, Senator Elizabeth Warren…
After Getting Pranked On Christmas Eve, Biden Vows To Find And Punish This Brandon Guy
WASHINGTON-- While taking phone calls from people letting him know what the…
UK’s Boris Johnson Reveals Recently ‘Unearthed Photo’ Of Jesus Getting The Vaccine
LONDON, ENGLAND-- During his recent Christmas Eve message this morning, sloshed British…
Liberal ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ Contestants Refuse To Solve Winning Phrase
CULVER CITY, CALIFORNIA-- There was a brief interruption during last night's Wheel…
Obama Was In Tears After Biden Took His Spot As America’s Worst President
https://youtu.be/0Gn978NNnbA (SATIRE) Sad and teary-eyed former President Barack Hussein Obama was inconsolable…
