As Part Of ABC Defamation Lawsuit Settlement, George Stephanopoulos Must Do The Trump Dance Before Every Broadcast
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- As part of an ABC defamation lawsuit…
Dream Big: Former McDonald’s Fry Cook, Garbage Man Named TIME’s ‘Person Of The Year’
U.S.-- America is known as the land of opportunity, and one former…
‘I’m Perfectly Capable Of Doing My Job,’ Blinks Mitch McConnell In Morse Code From An ICU Hospital Bed
WASHINGTON-- After suffering yet another fall, a visibly unwell Senator Mitch McConnell…
Trump Installs Dog Door On Front Of Mar-A-Lago Entrance For Whenever Trudeau Visits
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Gavin Newsom Leaves Trail Of Hair Oil So Illegal Aliens Can Find Their Way To California
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- In defiance to incoming President Donald Trump's promise to…
Hillary Clinton Announces She’s Planning A Third Presidential Loss In 2028
U.S.-- Two-time failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has recently announced that she…
Playing Hardball: Trump Issues Threat To Impose 25% Tariff On Santa Claus Unless He Brings Manufacturing To US
U.S.-- In an effort to bring more jobs back to the United…
UK Petition To Replace Keir Starmer With Larry The Cat Reaches More Than One Million Signatures
U.K.-- Millions of British citizens have become fed up with the current…
Jimmy Kimmel Starts Practicing His Next Four Years Of ‘Trump’s Going To Prison’ Opening Monologues
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- In preparation for the upcoming Donald Trump administration, late night…
Congress Reassures Americans They Will Do Everything In Their Power To Ignore The Will Of The People
WASHINGTON-- With President-Elect Donald Trump set to take office in January, members…
California Announces They Should Be Finished Counting 2024 Election Ballots By Next Election
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Still counting ballots almost two weeks after Election Day, California…
Taylor Swift’s New Album Made Entirely Of Silence Becomes Top Selling Album Of All Time
U.S.-- Pop star Taylor Swift has made history once again after her…