Obama Wondering If It’s Too Late To Take Kamala Out Paddle Boarding
WASHINGTON-- As Kamala Harris continues to fall in the polls and embarrass…
Zelensky Wondering If Now’s A Good Time To Ask Hurricane Victims If They Could Spare Some Of Their $750 FEMA Money
U.S.-- After hearing the wonderful news that residents affected by Hurrican Helene…
Kamala Promises She’s Not Confiscating Guns, She’s Just Borrowing Them And Never Returning Them
WASHINGTON-- With word spreading quickly that Kamala Harris intends on confiscating American's…
Frightened Mitch McConnell Retracts Into Shell After Hearing Threat Of Government Shutdown
WASHINGTON-- After hearing the news that the US government might shut down…
‘We Can Do Starbucks While We’re Getting Nuked,’ Says Oblivious Woman Voting For Kamala
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- While sitting inside of a Starbucks drinking soy lattes,…
Kamala’s Stern Warning To Russia, China If Elected: ‘I Grew Up Middle Class With A Nice Lawn’
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- During a rare one-on-one interview with a local Philly news…
Taylor Swift Already Writing Her Next Breakup Song About Kamala Harris
U.S.-- Only hours after endorsing Kamala Harris for president, anonymous sources have…
Kamala Does Poor Job Moderating Presidential Debate Between Trump And ABC Hosts
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- The first presidential debate between Republican candidate Donald Trump and…
‘White Dudes For Harris’ Adds New Member After Putin Endorses Kamala For President
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- Vice President Kamala Harris has just received yet another major…
Kamala Taps Gifted Orator Biden To Help Prepare For Upcoming Trump Debate
WASHINGTON-- Worried about her upcoming debate after her disastrous CNN interview, Vice…
Kamala Promises To Build Border Wall, Only It’ll Be Invisible And People Can Still Walk Through It
EL PASO, TEXAS-- In yet another complete 180 degree turnaround from her…
Kamala Team Asks If Her Social Media Interns Can Just Debate Trump Being That They Speak For Her Anyway
WASHINGTON-- With the upcoming debate between Vice President Kamala Harris and former…