Venezuela’s Maduro Promises Wife It’s Elon Musk Who Keeps Leaving Their Toilet Seat Up
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Kamala Harris Unveils New Campaign Slogan: ‘Let’s Finish Destroying America’
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President Xi Impressed With American Media’s Chinese Communist-Style Push Of Kamala Propaganda
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Biden And Bernie Sanders Reminisce About The Time They Were Each Cheated Out Of Race By A Cackling Woman
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New Polling Shows Kamala Harris Leads Trump Among Dead Voters
U.S.-- In a series of recent polls, Vice President Kamala Harris has…
Iran Subverts Democracy By Installing Presidential Candidate No One Voted For— No Wait, That Was The United States
U.S.-- Mainstream media outlets were abuzz with the news that Iran had…
White House Releases Undoctored Photo Of Biden To Prove He’s Alive And Well
WASHINGTON-- The White House has released a photo of Joe Biden on…
Biden Endorses Kamala Harris Only So He’ll No Longer Be Known As Worst President In History
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden has officially dropped out of the 2024 presidential race…
‘Trump’s Going To Take Away Your Voting Rights,’ Says Democrat Party Who Just Removed Their Voter’s Candidate
U.S.-- After screaming for months that Donald Trump will take away people's…
Trump Vows To Conquer Alzheimer’s In November By Defeating Biden In Election
MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN-- At the Republican National Convention, Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump…
‘Mr. Las Vegas’ Wayne Newton Makes Guest Appearance At RNC
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Bad Guy Eludes Secret Service By Jogging Up Mildly Sloped Ground
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