Vacationing Liberals Disguise Themselves So People Don’t Notice Them Enjoying Freedom-Loving Florida
KEY WEST, FLORIDA-- In order to not appear like hypocrites, numerous liberals…
It’s 2036, Bernie Bros Saying Sanders Still Has Chance To Win 2020 Nomination
MONTPELIER, VERMONT-- Still holding out hope that Bernie Sanders will get the…
Dog Wakes Up To Strange Woman In His Bed After Wild Night Out
ROME, ITALY-- A dog was out on the town with a group…
Conjoined Twins Disown Each Other Over Difference Of Political Views
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS-- For the last six years, conjoined twins John and Jack…
White House Commemorates 9/11 By Sending Another $3 Trillion To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- To celebrate the atrocities and lives lost on the anniversary of…
Biden Giving $2.6 Billion To Americans–Wait, Nevermind, It’s Going To Ukraine Again
WASHINGTON-- Millions of Americans were thrilled after hearing the rumors that President…
Gavin Newsom Tells Californians Not To Use A/C While Wearing Parka And Drinking Hot Chocolate
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- While dressed in a winter parka and drinking scalding hot…
Canada’s Trudeau Bans Baseball Bats After Rise In Knife Crimes
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Due to the massive spike of knife crimes in Canada,…
In Honor Of Labor Day, Biden Allows Each Family To Share One Meatless Hot Dog
WASHINGTON-- In honor of all the people who lost their jobs under…
5-Year-Old Son Accused Of Leaving 39-Year-Old Dad Inside Hot Car For Three Weeks
AUSTIN, TEXAS-- A 5-year-old boy has been accused of leaving his almost…
DOJ Drops All Charges Against Trump After He Tells Them He Identifies As A Democrat
WASHINGTON-- The US Department of Justice has officially dropped all charges against…
Biden Retracts Student Loan Forgiveness Offer After Realizing Money Was Supposed To Go To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after getting millions of Americans hopes up that he was…
