Trump Hopes Takeover Of USPS Will Help Increase Mail Delivery Accuracy To At Least 48%
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to make the USPS both more profitable and…
Mitch McConnell Announces His Retirement From The Chinese Communist Party
BEIJING, CHINA-- It was a sad day in China after Republican Senator…
France Increases Military Spending To 5% To Pay For More White Flags Of Surrender
PARIS, FRANCE-- As soon as word spread that President Donald Trump was…
Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Biden-Era Push To Hire More Blind FAA Pilots
WASHINGTON-- Amidst another round of executive orders signed by President Donald Trump…
Zelensky Spies On Russia-Ukraine Peace Talks By Posing As Garden Gnome
RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA-- After feeling slighted that he wasn't invited to the…
Nervous Elizabeth Warren Sends Up Smoke Signals To Warn Democrats Of Elon Musk’s Upcoming Audit
WASHINGTON-- After hearing the unfortunate news that a federal judge had blocked…
AOC Says We Should Be Welcoming Illegal Aliens So We Can Learn More About Outer Space Stuff
WASHINGTON-- As the Trump administration continues to deal with the millions of…
Elizabeth Warren Vows To Block RFK Jr. Confirmation While Dressed In Pfizer Sponsor Jacket
WASHINGTON-- The confirmation hearings for President Trump's nominees has faced major opposition…
DOGE Team Discovers Galactic Empire Was Being Funded By USAID
WASHINGTON-- While auditing the United States Agency For International Development, Elon Musk's…
No One In Canada Notices As Justin Trudeau Replaced With Cardboard Cutout
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After Justin Trudeau left for his trip to Paris, the…
Struggling Democrats Start GoFundMe To Help Pay Their Expenses After Trump Halts USAID Grift
WASHINGTON-- As a way to try to help pay for all of…
Biden Surprised To Learn He Had Security Clearance After Trump Revokes It
WASHINGTON-- President Donald Trump announced on his Truth Social account that he…