Tag: Rated G

Breaking: Biden Announces 2024 Presidential Run On ‘The View’

NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- During Thursday's episode of daytime talk show The…

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Bernie Sanders Writes ‘Reduce Carbon Emissions’ With One Of His Private Jets

WASHINGTON-- In his quest to get the lower-class citizens to reduce their…

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Chinese Espionage Agent Spies On Trump At White House

WASHINGTON-- China has been up to their old tricks again of trying…

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Fly That Outed Mike Pence As A RINO Traitor Receives JFK Courage Award

BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS-- The fly that landed on Mike Pence's head during the…

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Nation Reminded Last Night Why Trump Won Election

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- While watching former Vice President Kamala Harris cackle and…

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Trump Anxiously Starts Labeling Diet Coke Cans ‘Raw Milk’ To Avoid RFK Jr.’s Displeased Stares

WASHINGTON-- With reports of RFK Jr. going around the White House constantly…

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Chinese Communist Party Wins Canada Prime Minister Election

OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a strong rebuke against both Canada's Conservative party and…

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Canada Tells Trump They’ll Never Be The 51st State Because They’re Already A Province Of China

OTTAWA, CANADA-- With the Canadian elections over, leaders in Canada reiterated their…

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Republicans Return From Vacation Ready To Get Back To Not Doing Anything

WASHINGTON-- Congress is finally back in session after returning from yet another…

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Zelensky Seen Begging Pope Mourners For Donations To Ukraine

VATICAN CITY-- As thousands of people took time to mourn the death…

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Al Gore Warns If Trump Not Stopped Soon Then Polar Ice Caps Will Melt And World Will End By 2013

DAVOS, SWITZERLAND-- During a fiery speech about the climate crisis at a…

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