Biden Vows To Fix US Recession By Sending Another $900 Trillion To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- Finally addressing the failing US economy in a speech Thursday, President…
Star Trek: Picard Under Fire On Social Media For Not Using Real Klingon To Play Worf
HOLLYWOOD-- The TV series Star Trek: Picard has been taking a lot…
Total Recall: New Procedure Let’s You Pretend You’re Back In Better Time When Trump Was President
U.S.-- A highly sophisticated new technology has been recently developed that gives…
Biden Tells Babies If They Need Money For Formula They Should Just Learn To Code
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden addressed the baby formula crisis in a speech…
Jimmy Kimmel Tests Positive For LAME
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- In a tearful opening monologue Monday night, late night host…
FBI Poses As Ghosts To Try And Stop Illegal Ghost Gun Operation
WASHINGTON-- To try and thwart the very dangerous ghost gun business, the…
Biden Wishes Everyone ‘Merry Christmas’ In Touching, Heartwarming Easter Message
WASHINGTON-- News media outlets have praised Joe Biden once again after the…
White House Accuses Bird That Pooped On Biden Of Being Russian Asset
WASHINGTON-- The White House released an emergency statement Wednesday regarding the pigeon…
AOC Dumps Out All Her Russian Dressing In Support Of France
WASHINGTON-- With the ongoing war between Russia and Ukraine, AOC said that…
COVID Virus Jealous President Zelensky Getting All Media Attention
WORLD-- World famous celebrity COVID virus went off on a Twitter rant…
Elon Musk Now Controls Twitter CEO’s Brain With Neuralink
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Cat Community Passes Controversial ‘Don’t Say Spay’ Bill
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- A large cat community in northern Florida passed a controversial…
