Governor Gavin Newsom Abruptly Leaves Press Conference To Return Some Videotapes
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- During a recent news conference discussing ending apartheid and slowing…
Beto O’Rourke Promises To Finish Building Border Wall, Only It’ll Be Invisible And People Can Still Walk Through It
EL PASO, TEXAS-- In an effort to reach out to Texas Republicans,…
Biden Flies To Delaware To Survey Florida’s Hurricane Ian Damage
REHOBOTH BEACH, DELAWARE-- In an effort to assess the damages done to…
Florida Democrats Cheer Losing Their Homes To Hurricane Ian As Way To Own Ron DeSantis
FLORIDA-- Thousands of Democrats in Florida were jubilant after Hurricane Ian ripped…
Democrats Accuse Trump Of Hiring Hurricane Ian To Destroy Classified Documents In Florida
WASHINGTON-- In an urgent press conference Wednesday morning, House Democrats accused President…
Putin Losing War After Russian Tanks Get Stuck Driving Through All The US Money Sent To Ukraine
KIEV, UKRAINE-- The tide has turned in favor of Ukraine when hundreds…
White House Clarifies That Biden’s Actually Shaking Hands With Invisible Man
WASHINGTON-- After numerous strange videos of President Joe Biden shaking hands with…
Stacey Abrams Recants Statement After Eating 100 Snickers Bars: ‘You’re Not You When You’re Hungry’
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- After facing major backlash for her statement about there being…
Police Bust Local Catnip Dealer After Officers Pose As Cats
BURLINGTON, VERMONT-- Police in Vermont are being heralded as heroes for busting…
FBI Raids Nest Of Squirrel That Was Rummaging Through Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Trashcan
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- After receiving a tip that an Eastern gray squirrel…
MSNBC: ‘It’s 2032, The Walls Are Definitely Closing In On Trump This Time’
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- On a year 2032 episode of MSNBC…
Martha’s Vineyard Democrats Turn Away Migrants After Learning They’re Trump Supporters
MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- Immediately after discovering that the Venezuelan migrants were supporters of…
