Iran Leaves One-Star Alibaba Review After China-Made Air Defense System Fails After One Use
TEHRAN, IRAN — Relations between the Islamic Republic and China have reached…
Smiling Face Of John McCain Spotted Forming In Smoke Cloud Over Iran
TEHRAN, IRAN — Residents and satellite images alike reported Saturday that a…
Republicans Demand Trump Stop Implementing GOP Platform So They Can Keep Fundraising Off Pretending To Support It
WASHINGTON—In an emergency closed-door meeting Friday, a coalition of concerned Senate Republicans…
Embarrassed Somali Pirates Distance Themselves From Ilhan Omar
MOGADISHU, SOMALIA—In a rare press release from the high seas, a coalition…
Democrats Claim Playing Trump’s State Of The Union Backwards Reveals Secret Russian Directives
WASHINGTON— Calling it the most chilling and undeniable piece of evidence discovered…
Nancy Pelosi Spotted Ripping Papers In Capitol Gym For Final Trump State Of The Union Showdown
WASHINGTON — Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was reportedly spotted this week…
Team USA Hockey Players Try To Figure Out Who Invited The Taxi Driver Into Locker Room
MILAN, ITALY– Following their gold medal victory at the Winter Olympics, members…
Canadian Government Holds Emergency Meeting To Figure Out How To Blame Trump For Hockey Loss
OTTAWA, CANADA — In what Canadian officials described as a national narrative…
Supreme Court Rules U.S. Men’s Hockey Team Banned From Scoring Against Canada
WASHINGTON — In a landmark 6 to 3 decision, the U.S. Supreme…
Iran Joins Democrat Party So They Can Commit Crimes Without Consequences
TEHRAN, IRAN — Iran officially announced Friday that it has joined the…
California Solves Double Voting Fraud By Legalizing Triple Voting Fraud
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — In a bold reimagining of election integrity, the State…
America Celebrates ‘Hillary And Kamala Still Not Presidents Day’
U.S. — Millions of Americans gathered Monday to observe this year's "Hillary…