Keir Starmer Steps Down, Immediately Handing Power To Bold New Islamic Leader ‘Keirlifa Starmaleed’
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Luke Skywalker Posts Heartfelt Father’s Day Tribute To Man Who Cut Off His Hand
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Mark Levin Warns ‘America First’ Platform Contains Disturbing Amount Of America
LOUDOUN, VIRGINIA — Conservative radio host Mark Levin warned his listeners that…
Stevie Wonder Says He Doesn’t See Any Problem With Obama Library Design
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Trump Spotted Quietly Placing JD Vance ‘I Did That’ Stickers On Iran Peace Deal
WASHINGTON — Just hours after signing a historic and highly controversial peace treaty…
Netanyahu Demands Emergency Summit To Address Growing Threat Of De-Escalation
JERUSALEM, ISRAEL — Alarmed by the sudden and terrifying outbreak of diplomatic…
Mark Carney Secures Historic Foreign Investment After Modi Agrees To Supply 500,000 Future Tim Hortons Workers
ÉVIAN-LES-BAINS, FRANCE — Heralding it as a transformative victory for the domestic…
Bernie Sanders Buys Fourth Home To Store All His New ‘Tax The Trillionaires’ Signs
BURLINGTON, VERMONT — Following reports that Elon Musk had officially become the…
Historic Iran Peace Deal Postponed After White House Discovers Tomorrow Already Reserved For Different Historic Iran Peace Deal
WASHINGTON — The White House announced Saturday that a long-awaited historic peace…
California Promises To Have Final Election Results Ready Just In Time For The Next Election
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — Amid mounting national scrutiny and widespread public exhaustion, the…
Democrats Condemn DOJ Attempt To Disenfranchise Thousands Of Imaginary Voters
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — California Democrats expressed outrage this week following a…
Aides Remind Lindsey Graham He Can Stop Pretending To Care About South Carolina As Soon As Polls Close
COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA — As South Carolina Republicans headed to the polls Tuesday…