Pam Bondi Fears Arresting Criminals Might Set Dangerous Precedent Of Consequences
WASHINGTON — Attorney General Pam Bondi reportedly warned Americans this week that…
UK Sends Elite Soldier To Defend Greenland Against The US
NUUK, GREENLAND. In what British officials described as a clear demonstration of…
Denmark Threatens Salty Licorice Embargo On U.S. Over Greenland Dispute
COPENHAGEN, DENMARK — Escalating tensions with the United States over President Donald…
Gavin Newsom Flees California For Davos, Citing Unlivable Conditions Created By Current Governor
DAVOS, SWITZERLAND — California Governor Gavin Newsom confirmed Tuesday that he has…
Gavin Newsom Traumatically Disturbed By Nightmare Where He Took Responsibility For Something
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — Visibly frightened and shaking uncontrollably, California Governor Gavin Newsom…
Mark Carney Successfully Trades Canada’s Entire Auto Industry For Free Egg Roll And Wonton Soup
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Prime Minister Mark Carney triumphantly returned from Beijing this week,…
Congress Declares ‘Swamp Drained’ After Passing $2 DOGE Budget Cut
WASHINGTON-- Cheers erupted across Capitol Hill Thursday as Congress triumphantly declared the…
RINOs Win Golden Globe Best Actor Award For Pretending To Be Republican
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA-- A coalition of establishment Republicans was awarded the Golden…
Celebrities Host 10th Annual ‘I’m Moving To Canada If Trump Becomes President’ Gala
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA-- Fresh off last night’s Golden Globes ceremony, Hollywood’s most…
Tim Walz Defends Minnesota Scandal: ‘It’s Not Fraud If You Believe It’s Legal’
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA-- Minnesota Governor Tim Walz defended his administration’s handling of…
UK Government Warns Seeing Too Much Truth On X May Cause Independent Thought
LONDON, UK-- The UK government issued a stark public health advisory today…
Prime Minister Mark Carney Promotes Himself To Supreme Minister
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After giving himself an internal performance review, Prime Minister Mark…