British Public Paints Giant ‘DICTATOR HERE’ Sign On Roof Of Prime Minister’s Office In Hopes Of Immediate U.S. Liberation
LONDON, UK-- In a desperate bid to attract the attention of U.S.…
U.S. Secures Guilty Plea By Threatening Nicolás Maduro With Prison Transport On Boeing Plane
CARACAS, VENEZUELA-- U.S. officials announced that Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro formally confessed…
Historians Unearth Lost Napoleon Quote: ‘Never Interrupt Your Enemy When He Is Opening A Somali Daycare In Minnesota’
PARIS, FRANCE-- Historians at the Louvre were stunned this week by the…
India Accuses U.S. Of Stealing Jobs From Indians By Hiring Americans
NEW DELHI, INDIA-- The Indian Ministry of External Affairs issued an emergency…
UK Police Charge Santa With Hate Crime After Being Stabbed In London
LONDON, UK-- British police confirmed Thursday that Santa Claus has been formally…
Immigrants In Canada Demand Warmer Sidewalks For Outdoor Pooping
TORONTO, CANADA-- A group representing Canada’s Indian immigrant community has filed a…
BBC Defends Fabricated January 6 Trump Coverage By Explaining That They Lie All The Time
LONDON, UK-- Responding to President Donald Trump’s recent lawsuit alleging defamation and…
UK Government Reassures Nation Everything Failing Exactly As Planned
LONDON, UK-- The UK government has moved to calm growing public concern…
Housing Crisis Worsens As Canadian Government Agrees The Problem Is Not Enough Immigrants
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As more Canadians are being forced to live in their…
European Leaders Deny UK Summit Was Just Another Cocaine-Fueled Gay Orgy
LONDON, UK-- Top officials from across Europe, including Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky,…
Keir Starmer Reassures Grooming Gang Victims He’s Not Doing Anything To Stop It From Happening Again
LONDON, ENGLAND-- In a move critics called "shockingly tone-deaf," Prime Minister Keir…
EU Insists It’s Not Censoring Americans, Just Requiring Pre-Approval For Every Word
BRUSSELS-- Pushing back against accusations of authoritarian overreach, European Union (EU) officials…
