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Pfizer Introduces Anti-Facts Vaccine For Liberals Affected By Truth On Twitter
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- With millions of liberals suddenly being exposed to…
Apple Updates Logo To Better Reflect Their Pro-Communist Company Values
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Obese Cocaine Addict Says He’s Cutting Back By Snorting Only Diet Coke
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PayPal Fines Itself $2,500 For Breaking Its Own Misinformation Rule
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COVID Virus Critically Ill After Getting Infected With Jill Biden
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Pfizer Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Americans Now Focused On Russia
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Drug company Pfizer has been doing the happy…
