Florida, Texas Celebrate After L.A. Bans Liberals From Traveling To Both States
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Biden Swallows Pelosi’s Dentures After Their Passionate Kiss At White House
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Biden Congratulates Whoopi Goldberg On Her Nomination To Supreme Court
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New York City Passes ‘Don’t Say Straight’ Bill In Response To Florida Law
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Fox News Hires Will Smith As Reporter For All Biden Speeches
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Biden Says Americans Can Save Money On Groceries By Not Eating
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to combat the exorbitant cost of food, President…
USA To Russia: ‘Only We’re Allowed To Commit War Crimes’
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First Grader Nominated To Supreme Court After Providing Definition Of The Word ‘Woman’
WASHINGTON-- A first grade girl from Kansas has made history for becoming…
Hunter Biden’s Laptop Says It’s Running As A Democrat For US Congress
WASHINGTON-- Hunter Biden's laptop has just announced on its Twitter account that…
Dr. Fauci Contemplates Retiring To Be Able To Spend More Time Torturing Puppies
WASHINGTON-- America's favorite physician Dr. Fauci made a startling announcement this week,…
Trump Holds Beautiful Rally In Post Apocalyptic World After Biden Destroys Country From Nuclear War
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Generous Congress Members Give Themselves Pay Raises In Support Of Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- To show their love and generosity toward the plight of Ukraine,…
