Adam Schiff: ‘The Russians Hacked My Mortgage At Trump’s Request To Make It Look Like I Committed Fraud’
BURBANK, CALIFORNIA-- Damning evidence was recently revealed by the Financial Crimes Division…
American Success Story: Omar Fateh Goes From Somali Pirate To Minneapolis Mayor Candidate
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- Another feelgood success story has recently come out of Minnesota…
Gavin Newsom Warns ICE Raids On Businesses Could Hurt California’s Illegal Child Slave Labor Workforce
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In response to the ICE raids on California businesses uncovering…
Trump Compromises On Release Of Epstein Client List By Releasing Epstein’s Shopping List Instead
WASHINGTON-- After facing a massive amount of criticism for covering up the…
Mike Pence Turns Down Elon’s Offer To Join America Party As He’s Already Committed To Ukraine
U.S.-- In what turned out to be a huge disappointment for Elon…
Schrödinger’s Files: Pam Bondi Says Epstein Files Both Exist And Don’t Exist At The Same Time
WASHINGTON-- In a press conference that left reporters, physicists, and conspiracy theorists equally…
Democrats Struggle Deciding Whether To Blame Texas Flood On Trump, Russia, Elon, Racism, Climate Change, ICE, Or White Supremacy
WASHINGTON-- Only hours after violent floods ripped through parts of Texas, Democrats…
Democrat’s Hand Catches Fire After Accidentally Touching Constitution
WASHINGTON-- During a lengthy filibuster speech condemning the United States on Independence…
Trump Announces Historic ‘Nancy Pelosi Vs. 100 Vodka Bottles Cage Match’ At White House For America’s Birthday
WASHINGTON-- In celebration of next year's 250th anniversary of the United States,…
Lindsey Graham Disappointed After Finding Out ‘Big, Beautiful Bill’ Wasn’t Actually A Big, Beautiful Man Named ‘Bill’
WASHINGTON-- As though his whole world came crashing down around him, South…
Furious Republicans Demand To Know Why They Just Voted To Keep Free Healthcare For Illegal Aliens
WASHINGTON-- Only minutes after voting to keep giving illegal aliens free healthcare,…
Obama Teaches Zohran Mamdani How To Forge A Birth Certificate For When He Runs For President
WASHINGTON-- With New York City Mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani's popularity continuing to…
