Starmer, Macron, And Zelensky Frantically Search White House For Hunter’s Lost Bag Of Cocaine
WASHINGTON-- During the recent high-stakes meeting with President Donald Trump to discuss…
Hillary Clinton Suffers Wardrobe Malfunction When Human Skin Suit Falls Off During Interview
CHAPPAQUA, NEW YORK-- While giving a live interview with podcast host Jessica…
Gavin Newsom Arrested For Flinging His Own Panties At Federal Officer In Powerful Protest
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- In a powerful protest against President Donald Trump's tough…
Zelensky Caught Spying On Trump-Putin Alaska Summit Disguised As Table Lamp
ANCHORAGE, ALASKA-- During a top-secret summit meeting between President Donald Trump and…
To Spite Trump, Gavin Newsom Declares California A Sanctuary State For Crime
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Driven by a deep-seated desire to infuriate President Donald Trump,…
Trump Watches ‘Rocky IV’ In Preparation For Upcoming Alaska Meeting With Putin
WASHINGTON-- In preparation for his upcoming high-stakes summit with Russian President Vladimir…
Democrats Accuse Trump’s Census of Stealing Seats They Rightfully Stole
WASHINGTON-- In a fiery press conference after storming Capitol Hill yesterday, incensed…
Trump Forced To Do His Own Roofing Work After Deporting All The Illegal Aliens
WASHINGTON-- After deporting so many illegal aliens that there wasn't anyone left…
Mike Johnson Visits Israel To Meet With His Constituents
JERUSALEM, ISRAEL-- House Speaker Mike Johnson touched down in Israel this week…
Republicans Propose Grueling 7-Day Work-Year Schedule For Congress
WASHINGTON-- In an astonishing display of ambition, Congressional Republicans have introduced a…
Biden Slams Trump For Not Colluding With Russia
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- In a fiery speech delivered from the National Bar Association…
Imprisoned George Santos Kicking Himself For Not Reading Nancy Pelosi’s Book ‘How To Make Millions Insider Trading And Get Away With It’
FAIRTON, NEW JERSEY-- As he sat in prison serving a seven year…
