Gavin Newsom Thanks Californians For Sacrificing Electricity So He Can Power His Mansions
SAN FRANCISCO, CA-- Standing inside of the kitchen of his brightly illuminated…
Chuck Schumer Hisses And Recoils In Agony After Staffer Wishes Him ‘Merry Christmas’
WASHINGTON-- Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer reportedly emitted a low, animalistic hiss…
Trump Calls Santa Claus’ Naughty List A Democrat Hoax
WASHINGTON-- In a combative press briefing on Wednesday, President Donald Trump fiercely…
CNN Claims Mirror Photo Proves Trump Was ‘Somewhere’ At ‘Some Time’
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- CNN declared a major breakthrough after analyzing a newly resurfaced…
Republicans Hail Bipartisan Compromise After Agreeing To Give Democrats Everything They Want
WASHINGTON-- Congressional Republicans celebrated what they called a “historic moment of unity”…
Man Who Spent Two Years Calling Republicans ‘Weird’ Shocked To Discover Name-Calling Can Be Hurtful
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA-- During a tearful press conference, Minnesota Governor and former…
Trump Taunts Ilhan Omar By Parking His MAGA Garbage Truck Outside Her Home
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- Only days after referring to Ilhan Omar as "garbage" and…
Tim Walz Arrested For Throwing Tampons At ICE Agents During Somali Protest
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- During a heated confrontation with federal law enforcement, Minnesota Governor…
Republicans Seen Literally Burying Trump’s Agenda Bill On Capitol Lawn
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to impede the MAGA agenda, several Republican lawmakers…
Ilhan Omar Longs For The Simpler Times When She Only Had To Buy One Holiday Gift For Brother And Husband
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- Congresswoman Ilhan Omar, known for her impassioned speeches on immigration…
Trump Declares Jive Turkey Pardon ‘Historic Civil Rights Achievement’
WASHINGTON-- In a move the Trump campaign is calling "transformative for race…
Pam Bondi Replaces Herself With Cardboard Cutout So She Can Spend More Time On Fox News
WASHINGTON-- During a surprise press conference held outside the Department of Justice…
