Tim Walz Kicking Himself For Not Bribing Biden For A Presidential Pardon
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA-- After news broke that he wouldn't seek reelection amidst…
Congress Furious Minnesota Somali Fraudsters Did Corruption Better Than Them
WASHINGTON-- Congress members reportedly erupted into jealous outrage this week after federal…
Ilhan Omar Furious After Catching Brother With Another Sister
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- Minnesota Congresswoman Ilhan Omar was reportedly livid Wednesday evening after…
‘If Only We Had The Majority We Could Get Something Done,’ Say Republicans Currently In Majority
WASHINGTON-- Republican leaders in Congress gathered solemnly on the Capitol steps today…
Democrats Warn Ending Somali Daycare Fraud Will Leave Thousands Of Nonexistent Kids Hungry
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA-- Minnesota Democrats held an emergency press conference Tuesday to…
DOJ Vows To Punish Corrupt Democrats By Allowing Them To Remain In Office And Retire Rich
WASHINGTON-- Under the decorative leadership of Attorney General Pam Bondi, the Department…
Trump Orders Airstrikes On Nigeria After Finally Snapping Over Nigerian Scam Emails
WASHINGTON-- The White House confirmed that President Donald Trump authorized targeted airstrikes…
Trump Boosts Self-Deportation Incentive By Offering Illegal Aliens Signed ‘The Apprentice’ Photo
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to expedite immigration enforcement and cut federal spending,…
Gavin Newsom Thanks Californians For Sacrificing Electricity So He Can Power His Mansions
SAN FRANCISCO, CA-- Standing inside of the kitchen of his brightly illuminated…
Chuck Schumer Hisses And Recoils In Agony After Staffer Wishes Him ‘Merry Christmas’
WASHINGTON-- Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer reportedly emitted a low, animalistic hiss…
Trump Calls Santa Claus’ Naughty List A Democrat Hoax
WASHINGTON-- In a combative press briefing on Wednesday, President Donald Trump fiercely…
CNN Claims Mirror Photo Proves Trump Was ‘Somewhere’ At ‘Some Time’
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- CNN declared a major breakthrough after analyzing a newly resurfaced…
