Elmo Caught Celebrating With Zelensky After Congress Passed $95 Billion Ukraine Aid
KIEV, UKRAINE-- After the US Congress passed the bipartisan $95 billion aid package for Ukraine, beloved Sesame Street actor Elmo was seen celebrating with his good friend President Volodymyr Zelensky…
April 20 Capitol Insurrection Was Literally Worse Than 911 And World War 2 Combined
WASHINGTON-- One of the worst events in history happened on April 20 after a large group of insurrectionists stormed the Capitol Building waving flags of a corrupt foreign country before…
Kamala Harris: ‘No One Should Be Jailed For Weed,’ Says Person Who Jailed Thousands For Weed
WASHINGTON-- As the crucial presidential election draws closer, Vice President Kamala Harris has stated emphatically that no one should go to jail for smoking weed, totally glossing over the fact…
Mike Johnson Says He Wasn’t Wearing His Glasses When He Passed Ukraine Bill
WASHINGTON-- After receiving backlash on social media from his constituents for passing the foreign aid Ukraine bill, Republican House Speaker Mike Johnson said the reason he passed the foreign aid-only…
In Response To Ron DeSantis’ Chaplain Bill, Gavin Newsom Appoints Satan Head Of California Education
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In response to Republican Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signing a bill to allow non-Satanic chaplains inside schools, progressive Democrat Governor Gavin Newsom took the opposite approach by banning…
Biden Hides Wallet Before Nervously Entering Philadelphia Wawa During Staged Visit
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- While on his staged visit to a local convenience store in a rough part of Philadelphia to pretend he's a man of the people, President Joe Biden stopped…
Biden Rally Reaches Record Numbers After One Man Shows Up At Gas Station Appearance
PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA-- News media outlets are congratulating Joe Biden on his recent record-breaking rally attendance at a Sheetz gas station where one lone supporter showed up to greet the president…
Trump Offers Bill Barr Bucket Of Fried Chicken To Retract Presidential Endorsement
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- After hearing corrupt Bill Barr on a recent Fox News program endorsing him for president, Donald Trump was quick to denounce the unwanted endorsement and offered his…
Gavin Newsom Passes Bill Forcing Retailers To Offer Home Delivery To Shoplifters
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- As a way to ease the burden of hardworking shoplifters, progressive Governor Gavin Newsom responded by signing a bill that will force all retailers in California to…
NPR Suspends Karl Marx For Not Being Far-Left Enough
WASHINGTON-- National Public Radio (NPR) has suspended its longtime editor Karl Marx this week, saying the revolutionary socialist wasn't far-left enough and didn't quite fit in with the company's growing progressive…
Last Day To File Taxes To Be Able To Claim Zelensky As A Dependent
U.S.-- For most of the country, today is the last day to file your taxes and millions of taxpaying American citizens have been inundating their local IRS offices with the…
US Military Draft Age People Suddenly Wondering If It Was Such A Good Idea To Vote For Biden
U.S.-- With the threat of nuclear World War 3 on America's doorstep thanks to the incompetency of the current president, millions of military draft-eligible American citizens have been quietly second-guessing…
