Autopen Scandal Heats Up After Republicans Subpoena Biden’s Dog Commander To Testify Before Congress
WASHINGTON-- The House probe into the Biden Administration autopen scandal has intensified after Republicans formally subpoenaed the former president's dog Commander to testify before Congress as a witness to who…
South African Leader Claims He Was Attacked By Two White Afrikaner Farmers Wearing ‘MSAGA’ Hats Shouting ‘This Is Boer Country’
CAPE TOWN, SOUTH AFRICA-- A major story out of South Africa has been making international headlines this week after black South African politician Julius Malema made the stunning claim that…
While Sitting Obediently At Foreign King’s Feet, Mark Carney Reminds Trump Canada’s A Free Sovereign Nation
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After receiving permission from King Charles to speak immediately following His Majesty's speech to Parliament, Prime Minister Mark Carney took the opportunity to strongly rebuke President Donald Trump's…
Jim Cramer Predicts Biden Will Be Completely Cured Of Cancer
U.S.-- Only days after Joe Biden announced that he had cancer, CNBC Mad Money host Jim Cramer made a bold prediction that the former president would definitely fully recover from…
Emmanuel Macron’s Wife Slaps Him In The Face For Leaving Toilet Seat Down Again
HANOI, VIETNAM-- While exiting a plane during a diplomatic mission to Vietnam, Brigitte Macron was seen slapping her husband Emmanuel Macron in the face after the two of them got…
Kim Jong Un Spotted Studying Keir Starmer For Ideas On How To Suppress Free Speech More
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA-- Having run out of ideas on how to suppress his citizens any further, Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un was said to be studying the dictator of the…
New Gavin Newsom Talking Doll Tells A Different Lie Every Time You Pull Its String
U.S.-- A new talking doll modeled after California Governor Gavin Newsom is set to be released in stores just in time for Christmas, with the manufacturer promising that when someone…
Pfizer Quietly Updates COVID Vaccine Warning Label With Just A Skull And Crossbones Symbol
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- As though it were done in the middle of the night while everyone was sleeping, pharmaceutical giant Pfizer quietly updated the COVID vaccine warning on all…
Canadian Doctor Regretfully Gives Patient The Bad News That She’s Going To Live
TORONTO, CANADA-- It was a heart-wrenching scene at a medical office in Toronto for a Canadian doctor who had the unfortunate task of giving one of his patients the terrible…
CNN Executes A White South African Farmer On Live TV To Prove It’s No Big Deal
U.S.-- In an effort to show that the White genocide in South Africa wasn't a big deal, CNN executed a White Afrikaner farmer live on TV in front of a…
South African President Travels To U.S. To Hunt Down White Afrikaners Who Escaped To America
U.S.-- Following forty-nine White Afrikaners fleeing to America to escape the genocide of their people, the president of South Africa Cyril Ramaphosa traveled to the United States to hunt down…
Chicago Mayor Distracts From Anti-White Discrimination Practices With Anti-Asian Discrimination Practices
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- With the allegations of racial discrimination against Whites now being investigated by the DOJ, Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson decided to distract everyone from focusing on his anti-white hiring…
