Somalis Quickly Surrender After ICE Threatens To Hand Them Over To Screeching Liberal White Women
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- During a recent immigration raid in Minnesota, dozens of illegal alien Somalis suddenly dropped down to their knees and begged to be arrested after ICE agents threatened to…
Tim Walz Defends Minnesota Scandal: ‘It’s Not Fraud If You Believe It’s Legal’
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA-- Minnesota Governor Tim Walz defended his administration’s handling of the state’s sprawling fraud scandals by invoking the “Costanza Defense” to explain the billions of dollars in Somali…
UK Government Warns Seeing Too Much Truth On X May Cause Independent Thought
LONDON, UK-- The UK government issued a stark public health advisory today warning that prolonged exposure to unfiltered information on X may result in dangerous side effects, including independent thought,…
Somali Parents Evict Lazy Son For Failing To Launch A Single Federal Fraud Scheme
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- Furious and deeply disappointed Somali parents reportedly evicted their 26-year-old son after he continued to refuse repeated requests to do something productive with his life, such as opening…
Prime Minister Mark Carney Promotes Himself To Supreme Minister
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After giving himself an internal performance review, Prime Minister Mark Carney announced today that he has unilaterally promoted himself to the newly invented position of Supreme Minister of…
Tim Walz Burns Down Minnesota State Archives In Desperate Bid To Erase Evidence
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA-- As the walls of justice continue closing in, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz reportedly burned the Minnesota State Archives to the ground Wednesday after learning the building contained…
Planet Fitness Names Transgender Serial Killer Buffalo Bill As Gym Ambassador Of The Year
WELLINGTON, NH-- In a move corporate spokespeople are calling strategically inclusive, Planet Fitness has named notorious serial killer Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb as its 2026 Trans Ambassador of the Year…
Trump Appoints Overburdened Marco Rubio Interim President Of Venezuela
WASHINGTON-- Following the U.S. arrest of former Venezuelan leader Nicolás Maduro, President Donald Trump announced that Secretary of State Marco Rubio has been appointed Interim President of Venezuela, effective immediately,…
Tim Walz Kicking Himself For Not Bribing Biden For A Presidential Pardon
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA-- After news broke that he wouldn't seek reelection amidst the Somali fraud scandals, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz reportedly spent the weekend regretting that he never thought to…
Afghanistan Dating App: Find True Love
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British Public Paints Giant ‘DICTATOR HERE’ Sign On Roof Of Prime Minister’s Office In Hopes Of Immediate U.S. Liberation
LONDON, UK-- In a desperate bid to attract the attention of U.S. satellite imagery, a coalition of fed-up British citizens has successfully painted the words "DICTATOR HERE" in large white…
New RFK Jr. MAHA Fat-Shaming Refrigerator
(PARODY) Commercial for the new line of RFK Jr. MAHA Smart Refrigerators, preloaded with over 500 motivational sayings by health guru RFK Jr. **DISCLAIMER: All videos on this channel are…
