Next Star Wars Movie To Feature First Transgender R2D2 Droid
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Star Wars fans around the world are rejoicing at the news that the next Star Wars movie Vogue One will feature the first ever transgender R2D2 droid, ushering…
Fly On The Wall Testifies In Court For The Prince Heirs Case
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A housefly that was on late musician Prince's bedroom wall the day that he admitted who his real relatives were testified under oath this morning, according to the…
U.S. Government’s New Open Door Policy Is Causing Mass Confusion
WASHINGTON-- A new bill was passed unanimously by both Republican and Democrat Congress members this morning called the Be Polite, Hold The Door bill, which makes it mandatory for anyone…
Must See: Chimp Evolves Into Man Overnight, Proves Evolution Once And For All
BRONX, NEW YORK-- An earth-shattering discovery was made last night at the Bronx Zoo when one of the resident chimpanzee's named Binky evolved into a human in less than 24…
Trump Hires Tony The Tiger As Spokesman
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Presidential candidate Donald Trump recently announced on Twitter that he hired Frosted Flakes mascot Tony the Tiger as his campaign spokesman, one-upping rival Hillary Clinton's recent hiring of beloved…
Vampire Sues Pizza Restaurant For Putting Garlic On His Pizza
NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA-- A vampire from New Orleans is suing a local pizza restaurant after biting into a slice of pizza and finding large chunks of garlic hidden under the…
Rihanna Boycotts Use Of Auto-Tune On New Album, Sales Plummet
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Pop star Rihanna's new album Auto-Tune: I Ain't Mad At Cha has been struggling to achieve sales since its release three months ago. The unorthodox album, which features…
80 Year Old Man Poses As High School Student And No One Notices
RENO, NEVADA-- Students at the Reno Visionary High School were shocked when they found out that one of their classmates was actually an 80 year old retired senior citizen with…
Saudi Arabia Sentences Camel To 100 Years In Prison For Not Covering Its Hump In Public
RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA-- A camel in Saudi Arabia was sentenced to 100 years in prison today for forgetting to cover her hump with a burka out in public, causing women's…
Top 4 Things People Don’t Know About President Obama (5 Photos)
4. Obama can make his nose disappear at will. On several occasions, the president was photographed masking his nose. Sources close to the president say that Obama doesn't literally make…
Police Searching For Toupee Thief
BALD KNOB, ARIZONA-- Police are working overtime in the hopes of catching a man who's been going around Bald Knob stealing toupees right off of men's heads. Bald Knob police…
Next Year’s Fantasy Creatures Calendar Will Be The Hottest One Yet
CORNER-EARTH, ENGLAND-- Fantasy Creatures fans around the world rejoice. The 2017 calendar is almost here. Even with all the hype surrounding the release of next year's Fantasy Creatures calendar, fans were still shocked when…
