Jimmy Fallon Apologizes For Jimmy Fallon Impersonation In Hackface On ‘The Tonight Show’
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Jimmy Fallon has been facing major backlash on Twitter for his impersonation of Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show from 2 weeks ago in which…
Joe Biden Makes Coronavirus Mask Out Of Real Human Hair
WASHINGTON-- Former Vice President Joe Biden made his first official public appearance this week in over two months since forgetting where he left the keys to the front door of…
NJ Governor Murphy Vows To Keep Lockdown In Effect Until Every Disgruntled Resident Safely Leaves The State
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- Democrat Gov. Phil Murphy announced Friday that he would keep the shutdown of the state going until every single New Jerseyan has safely fled the state forever…
CNN Reports Donald Trump’s Presidency Is A Far-Right Conspiracy Theory
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- CNN has once again debunked the far-right conspiracy that billionaire businessman Donald Trump is the President of the United States, with right-wing radicals pushing this lie for over…
House Democrats Pass Bill To Vote By Singing Telegram
WASHINGTON-- House Democrats have passed a bill on Tuesday that would allow for singing telegram voting and other methods to conduct elections during the coronavirus pandemic and into November, claiming…
Obama Follows Up First Cryptic Tweet With Another Puzzling One Word Twitter Message: ‘Goat’
WASHINGTON-- Former President Barack Obama followed up his cryptic "Vote." tweet this morning with yet another insanely baffling one-word message that has set social media ablaze with sheepish speculation. "Goat."…
Obama On Recent Allegations: ‘I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Flynn Case’
WASHINGTON-- Former President Barack Obama has denied the recent accusations by the Trump administration that he had anything to do with a young, part-time White House report named Flynn Case,…
The Other Joe Biden Comes Forward And Accuses Joe Biden Of Sexually Assaulting Him
WILMINGTON, DELAWARE-- The other Joe Biden has come forward to accuse Joe Biden of touching him inappropriately and rubbing him without his consent, with the allegations of abuse supposedly going…
Newborn Baby Arrested After Birth For Failing To Social Distance From Mother
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A barely one day old baby was arrested by the NYPD this morning inside a New York City hospital after not following Mayor Bill de…
Asian Murder Hornet Arrested For Homicide After Dispute With Bee Neighbor
VENICE, CALIFORNIA-- A newly arrived foreign insect known as the "murder hornet" was arrested Sunday after he allegedly murdered his next door neighbor in a late night dispute. Dà Huángfēng,…
Canada’s Trudeau Bans Bananas After Man Slips And Falls On Banana Peel
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Canada has officially banned bananas after a man slip and fell on a banana peel, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau declared Saturday. The move comes after the negligent man…
NY Mayor De Blasio Unleashes Police To Break Up Pigeon Gathering Over Social Distancing
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Mayor Bill de Blasio has warned the city's large pigeon population that he has zero tolerance for any bird who breaks his coronavirus social distancing…
