The Kraken Dead Of Apparent Suicide, Say Sources Close To Hillary Clinton
WASHINGTON-- In another odd twist to the 2020 Presidential election fraud debacle, the Kraken has reportedly died overnight in an apparent suicide while awaiting to testify against Hillary Clinton and…
Thanksgiving Tradition: Biden Sniffs And Gropes Unlucky Turkey Pardoned By Trump
WASHINGTON-- Every Thanksgiving the President of the United States spares a turkey by giving it a full pardon, but what most people don't know is that once the bird cheats…
China’s President Xi Praises RINO Republicans For Being Even Bigger Traitors To US Than Democrats
BEIJING, CHINA-- Communist dictator President XI Jinping has gone on record commending members of the Republican party who have sold out the United States to China while at the same…
Biden Voters Beg For World War 3 Just To Spite Trump For Bringing Troops Back Home
WASHINGTON-- Thousands of angry Biden voters have voiced their displeasure at Donald Trump's decision to bring American troops back home in an effort to forge peace, and are calling on…
Boris Johnson Confirms: ‘I’m Self-Isolating Because I’m Useless, Not For COVID’
LONDON, ENGLAND-- British Prime Minister Boris Johnson is self-isolating for the 69th time this year after he came in contact with his government office on Downing Street and realized there…
Deceased Biden Supporters Host ‘Million Dead Voters March’ In D.C. To Protest Their Votes Getting Thrown Out
WASHINGTON-- Dead people who voted for Joe Biden in the 2020 Presidential Election are planning on holding a rally this Saturday inside a local graveyard in an official "Million Dead…
Experts Confirm: Using Stock Photos Of Fake Scientists In COVID Articles Makes Story Appear More Believable
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- A new study at the Health Fabrication Institute suggests if news outlets are trying to convince the public to believe the coronavirus exists then using stock photos of…
CNN Poll Finds Most Democrat Voters Ignore Facts
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- A new CNN poll released Tuesday found that the majority of American Democrat voters completely ignore facts, even when presented with substantiated, undeniable evidence. The poll asked several…
Fox News Changes Name To CNN 2.0 To Better Reflect New Liberal Format
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Former conservative media outlet Fox News is pleased to announce its new corporate and brand name CNN 2.0, saying the new name is more applicable…
Totally Alive Joseph Stalin Says He’s Happy With His Decision To Vote For Joe Biden
WILIMINGTON, DELAWARE-- Austere scholar Joseph Stalin has reportedly cast his vote for Joe Biden and is urging other living voters to throw their support behind the Democratic nominee by getting…
CNN Declares Biden Winner Of Presidential Election With 900 Gazillion Jillion Votes, New Record
WASHINGTON-- CNN has reported that Democratic nominee Joe Biden has officially won the 2020 presidential election with a staggering 900 gazillion jillion votes so far, which is more than every…
Biden’s Body Double Quits, Says He Got Tired Of Pretending To Play A Demented, Corrupt Moron
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden's body double has officially resigned from his job of acting as the former vice president's stand-in, saying that he grew tired of having to play the part…
