Joe Biden Promises He’s Ready To Take On George Washington In First Presidential Debate
WASHINGTON-- Democratic presidential nominee President Joe Biden said he's completely ready to take on his Republican opponent George Washington in the very first presidential debate of 2024 because his adversary…
Democrats Use Ouija Board To Communicate With Ginsburg’s Spirit To Prove Her Dying Wish
WASHINGTON-- Persistent Democrats have finally proven that Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg's dying wish to hold off on appointing a new judge is in fact true, using a Ouija…
Shocking Allegation: Trump’s Eighth Grade Teacher Accuses Him Of Using Number 2 Pencil In Class
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A former teacher of Donald Trump came out of hiding and accused the president of using a number 2 pencil back in the eighth grade…
Joe Biden Promises Free Vintage Rotary Phones For All If Elected President
WASHINGTON-- Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden said that if he is elected president he would ensure that every American would get a free vintage rotary phone as a way to…
White House Reporters Refuse To Wear Masks After Trump Posts ‘No Mask, No Service’ Signs
WASHINGTON-- Brave reporters are refusing to wear coronavirus masks during all future press briefings after President Donald Trump's totalitarian edict that states all journalists must wear masks inside the White…
Don Jr. And Eric Trump Capture And Kill Endangered USPS Mailbox On Hunting Trip
WASHINGTON-- Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump caused an uproar among voting rights activists when photos surfaced recently of the president's two sons holding a dead mailbox that they had…
Governor Gavin Newsom Threatens To Work Naked If California Citizens Don’t Follow Coronavirus Rules
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Gov. Gavin Newsom issued a new executive order on Monday in response to the lagging coronavirus pandemic reaction by California citizens, which states that people have 14 days…
CNN: Millions Of People Cured Of Cancer After Listening To Obama’s Divine Democratic Convention Speech
MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN-- Barack Obama gave one of the most riveting speeches in world history during Wednesday's virtual Democratic National Convention, with many people from around the world reporting that their…
Build Black Better: Joe Biden Offers Free Crack To First 500 Blacks Who Vote For Him
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden returned to CBS News on Friday to force correspondent Errol Barnett to apologize to him for asking about his cognitive abilities during their intense first interview…
Joe Biden Hires Famous Cartoon Actor Grampa Simpson As His New Campaign Manager
WASHINGTON-- Presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden reorganized his campaign staff Sunday by firing his current campaign manager and then hiring world famous cartoon wordsmith Grampa Simpson, sending President Donald Trump…
Dunkin’ Donuts Giving Away Free Spit-Flavored Coffee To Cops Every Saturday This August
CANTON, MASSACHUSETTS-- What better way for Dunkin' Donuts to show their respect for the boys in blue than by giving away their famous spit-flavored coffee for free as part of…
Clever Chinese Spies Disguise Themselves As Democrats To Openly Steal Secrets For China
HOUSTON, TEXAS-- Chinese agents have had to get more creative after President Donald Trump recently sniffed out a group of spies who were stealing highly sensitive information for the government…
