Biden Outsmarts U.S. Trucker Convoy By Using Chris Christie And Stacey Abrams To Block Washington, DC
WASHINGTON-- After learning about the US trucker convoy headed for Washington, DC, President Joe Biden trumped the trucker protest by placing obese politicians Chris Christie and Stacey Abrams on the…
Numerous New Democrats Suddenly Running For Congress After Local Mental Institution Closes
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A slew of up and coming Democrat politicians have announced their candidacy for United States Congress after their psychiatric hospital closed its doors permanently, promising to bring…
Justin Trudeau Hires Imperial Stormtroopers To Help Bring Order To The Galaxy
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a last ditch effort to restore order to the galaxy, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has employed the services of the shock troops of the Galactic Empire and…
America’s Top Physicians Bill Gates And Big Bird Prove U.S. Leads World In Modern Medicine
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- While giving a speech at a medical symposium with all the world's top physicians and scientists present, doctors Bill Gates and Big Bird gave their professional medical…
Finally! Victoria’s Secret Introduces Its First Chicken Model In Commitment To Diversity
U.S.-- Victoria's Secret has made history this week after announcing they've hired the world's first chicken supermodel to be the new face of the fashion company in its quest to…
Trudeau Nominates Canadian Mountie Who Trampled Elderly Woman With Horse For Medal Of Bravery
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was ecstatic after hearing the news that his mounted police officers were violently attacking protesters Saturday and has already nominated the Royal Mountie who…
Hillary Clinton To Star In Upcoming James Bond Movie ‘The Spy Who Nagged Me’
HOLLYWOOD-- Movie executives have recently purchased the true life story of Hillary Clinton's foray into spying on President Donald Trump and are currently in production for an upcoming movie also…
Republicans Threaten To Write A Few More Sternly Worded Letters If Democrats Don’t Stop Destroying America
WASHINGTON-- In a show of real seriousness this time, RINO Republican politicians are now promising to write threatening letters to the Democrats to let them know that they mean business…
Justin Trudeau Hires Mad Scientist Dr. Fauci To Kill Trucker’s Dogs
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a last ditch effort to take back control of Canada, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has hired American dog murderer Dr. Anthony Fauci to eliminate the trucker's pets…
Offended By Elon’s Tweet, Trudeau Says He’s More Like Castro Than Hitler
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Moments after Elon Musk posted a tweet comparing Justin Trudeau to Hitler, the Canadian Prime Minister quickly shot back by saying he has absolutely nothing in common with…
White House Confirms: Biden’s Earpiece Hacked By The Russians
WASHINGTON-- The White House put out an emergency statement Thursday saying Joe Biden's earpiece has been hacked by the Russians and that's the reason why the president has been saying…
Chris Hansen Hosts Popular New Show Called ‘To Catch A CNN Predator’
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Due to the massive amount of scandalous allegations plaguing CNN, television host Chris Hansen has revived his old hidden camera reality series and has named the new show…
