Liberals Beg For World War 3 With Russia So They Can Get Back To Their Starbucks By Noon
U.S.-- Liberals across the United States have been on social media begging President Joe Biden to start nuclear war with Russia and to do it quickly so they can hurry…
Hunter Biden’s Laptop Says It’s Running As A Democrat For US Congress
WASHINGTON-- Hunter Biden's laptop has just announced on its Twitter account that it has decided to throw its hat in the ring and run for United States Congress in the…
Dr. Fauci Contemplates Retiring To Be Able To Spend More Time Torturing Puppies
WASHINGTON-- America's favorite physician Dr. Fauci made a startling announcement this week, saying he's considering retiring from his top-paying government job to focus exclusively on torturing dogs and puppies in…
Trump Holds Beautiful Rally In Post Apocalyptic World After Biden Destroys Country From Nuclear War
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after President Joe Biden destroyed the world from getting into nuclear war with Russia and Iran, President Donald Trump held a rally in front of the vestiges of…
Disney’s Tigger Arrested For Crack Cocaine In Florida Sting Operation
ORLANDO, FLORIDA-- Florida police have arrested 69 individuals, including famous Disney character Tigger the tiger in a six-day undercover drug bust sting operation dubbed Operation Crack Head Characters. Tigger was…
Generous Congress Members Give Themselves Pay Raises In Support Of Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- To show their love and generosity toward the plight of Ukraine, United States members of Congress voted to give themselves a 21 percent raise in their salaries, claiming pay…
Biden Tells American Children Putin Murdered The Easter Bunny
WASHINGTON-- In an emotional speech Thursday, President Joe Biden informed the millions of young children in the United States that Russian President Vladimir Putin has killed the beloved Easter Bunny…
US Congress Makes Pledge Of Allegiance To President Zelensky Mandatory Inside Schools
WASHINGTON-- In a unanimous bipartisan move, members of Congress passed a bill that made it mandatory for all schools across the United States to hang images of Ukraine President Zelensky…
World’s Most Knowledgeable Man Bill Gates Gives His Expert Opinion On Russia Ukraine Situation
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- World scholar and expert on everything Bill Gates gave his much-needed opinion on the current war between Russia and Ukraine, explaining that the conflict is definitely something…
World Cheers After Obama Makes History As America’s First Black President With COVID
WASHINGTON-- News outlets have reported that former President Barack Obama has made another historical milestone after he contracted the deadly COVID, making him the first stunning black American president to…
Biden Administration Suggests Pushing Your Vehicles Around To Save On Gas
WASHINGTON-- With gas prices reaching an all-time high ever since he took office, President Joe Biden has advised concerned Americans to start pushing their vehicles everywhere they go as a…
US Government Makes Ukraine 51st State Of America
WASHINGTON-- To better protect Ukraine and also Biden's shady business dealings, President Joe Biden signed a special proclamation Sunday admitting the country of Ukraine into the Union as the 51st…
