Sesame Street Executes White Male Muppet To Prove They’re Not Racist
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- After receiving major backlash for one of their Muppet characters ignoring a black customer, Sesame Street made up for their mistake and proved that the company's not…
Nancy Pelosi’s Taiwan Trip Cut Short After Country Runs Out Of Alcohol
TAIPEI CITY, TAIWAN-- House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's trip to Taiwan was abruptly cut short this week after she had finished drinking the entire country's supply of alcohol, quickly getting aboard…
Biden Delivers Stern Warning To Putin: ‘Russia’s Army No Match For US Servicemen In Dresses And High-Heels’
WASHINGTON-- In a show of major confidence, President Joe Biden has threatened Vladimir Putin by telling the Russian president that his army is no match for the highly skilled crossdressing…
Bill Barr Wants Special Counsel Probe Into Hunter Biden For Stealing His Bucket Of Fried Chicken
WASHINGTON-- Former Attorney General Bill Barr has called on the Department of Justice to open an investigation into Hunter Biden immediately, claiming that President Biden's son stole his bucket of…
California Governor Gavin Newsom Begins Collecting Property Taxes On Homeless People’s Cardboard Boxes
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In an effort to collect more money to pay for California politician's extravagant lifestyles, Governor Gavin Newsom signed a bill into law that will start placing property taxes…
Due to Biden Inflation, A Penny For Your Thoughts Now Cost $10
U.S.-- Americans will now have to pay more to be able to find out what's on other people's minds, thanks to President Joe Biden's skyrocketing inflation that's now spiraled into…
Biden Vows To Fix US Recession By Sending Another $900 Trillion To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- Finally addressing the failing US economy in a speech Thursday, President Joe Biden promised to fix America's recession by quickly sending another $900 trillion to Ukraine in what Congress…
Star Trek: Picard Under Fire On Social Media For Not Using Real Klingon To Play Worf
HOLLYWOOD-- The TV series Star Trek: Picard has been taking a lot of heat lately for its failure to hire a real Klingon to play the part of Worf, with…
Store Mannequin Accused Of Racism After Failing To Greet Black Customers
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- A mannequin has come under fire on social media for ignoring two black customers who walked into the store, prompting the business to issue an apology for the…
House Committee Members Wear Bikinis To Improve Poor Ratings Of January 6 Hearings
WASHINGTON-- In order to improve the abysmal ratings of the ongoing January 6 hearings into President Donald Trump, House Committee members came up with the brilliant idea of wearing bathing…
Biden Recalls The Time He Had The Black Death Plague Back In 1353
WASHINGTON-- During a speech where he informed the world that he has cancer, COVID, hemorrhoids, leprosy, and sore nipples, President Joe Biden told the enthralled crowd about the time he…
Biden Accused Of Cultural Appropriation After Mistakenly Leaving Saudi Arabia Shower With Towel On Head
RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA-- President Joe Biden has caused an international controversy once again during his trip to Saudi Arabia after forgetting to remove his white bathrobe and towel before meeting…
