Brave Heroes Get Double Virtue Signal Points For Wearing Ukraine Flag Masks In Profile Pics
U.S.-- Hundreds of stunning heroes on social media are being recognized for their bravery for wearing face masks with the flag of Ukraine on them, giving them double the virtue…
Volodymyr Zelensky Wins Best Actor Award For Playing Pretend Ukraine President
KIEV, UKRAINE-- In light of his outstanding acting abilities during the current Russia situation, Volodymyr Zelensky has already been nominated and won an Oscar award for best pretend president, playing…
Brilliant! Taiwan Flies Ukraine Flags Hoping NATO Will Protect Them From China
TAIPEI CITY, TAIWAN-- After seeing the United States and other Western nations suspiciously run to the aid of Ukraine, the leaders of Taiwan had the brilliant idea of flying Ukrainian…
Biden Blows Up Entire World After Falling Asleep On Top Of Nuclear Button
WASHINGTON-- Uh-oh, it looks like Sleepy Joe Biden has done it again. While sitting at his desk inside the Oval Office, Biden fell asleep and dropped his head onto the…
Biden Hires War Expert George Bush To Constantly Yell ‘Russia Has Weapons Of Mass Destruction’
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to justify an attack on Russia, President Joe Biden hired former President George W. Bush to scream "Russia has weapons of mass destruction!" in the same…
Millions Of Vaccinated Americans Suddenly Okay With Enlisting Unvaccinated Soldiers
U.S.-- After spending the past year demanding that only vaccinated soldiers serve in the US military, millions of vaccinated Americans are now singing a different tune now that their dear…
With Spring Approaching, Millions Of Unvaccinated Americans Still Waiting For Biden’s Winter Of Death
U.S.-- Breaking yet another promise to the American people, Joe Biden's promised "winter of severe illness and death" for millions of unvaccinated citizens has yet to come into fruition, with…
Trump Getting Ready To Start World War 3, Wait, Nevermind, That’s Biden
WASHINGTON-- Mainstream news media outlets were reporting that the president's incompetence was about to start World War 3 and many political pundits and military strategists were trying to understand why…
Klaus Schwab Lets Everyone In On A Little Secret
https://youtu.be/KZ64Zh-u7Qk Klaus Schwab, part-time economist and fulltime James Bond villain, along with his favorite pet Prime Minister Justin Trudeau gave a candid one on one interview letting the world's citizens…
US Government Promises We Only Need Two Weeks To Slow Spread Of Russia Propaganda
WASHINGTON-- The White House has warned American citizens that a new virus called Russia-22 has overtaken the world and has been spreading quickly across the globe. President Joe Biden promised…
Republicans Place Cardboard Cutouts Of Putin Along Southern US Border So Maybe Biden Will Protect It
EL PASO, TEXAS-- Republicans have placed thousands of cardboard cutouts of Russian President Vladimir Putin along the southern US border in an effort to trick Joe Biden into believing it's…
‘The Price Is Right’ Contestant Loses Prize After Failing To Guess Steak’s Price $99 Due To Biden Inflation
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- On Wednesday's episode of The Price Is Right, a Massachusetts woman failed to get the big prize after guessing too low on the prices of the grocery…
