400 Pound Pop Star Lardo Is The Epitome Of Beauty And Health, Says Vogue Magazine
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Gracing this month's cover of Vogue magazine is famous plus-size musician Lardo, whom fashion writers are calling "the most beautiful, fit, and healthiest woman on the planet."…
Startling Revelation From Ashley’s Diary Shows Biden Used To Shower With Corn Pop
WASHINGTON-- Shocking new evidence has been revealed recently out of the infamous Ashley Biden diary which shows Joe Biden's daughter admitting that the current president of the United States used…
Racist Man Charged With Hate Crime For Drowning Black Coffee With White Cream
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- A prejudiced man was arrested by federal authorities Friday and charged with a hate crime after numerous witnesses saw the man drowning a totally innocent cup of…
NYC Mayor Boasts New Record Of City Going 2 Minutes Without Crime Being Committed
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- New York City has hit a milestone this week after going a full two minutes without a crime being committed, causing Mayor Eric Adams to…
Biden Retracts Student Loan Forgiveness Offer After Realizing Money Was Supposed To Go To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after getting millions of Americans hopes up that he was going to cancel their student debt, President Joe Biden retracted his offer to forgive student loans once he…
Dr. Fauci Announces Plans To Open All-You-Can-Eat Dog Buffet After Retirement
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Beloved doctor and canine tester Dr. Fauci has recently announced his retirement from playing a physician for the United States government and has said he's already planning…
U.S. Federal Reserve Replaces Benjamin Franklin On $100 Bills With Ukraine President Zelensky
WASHINGTON-- Great news, Ukraine fans. The United States Federal Reserve has recently replaced the antiquated Benjamin Franklin $100 bills with the face of Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, honoring the man…
Shark Sues After Breaking A Tooth Ripping Off Swimmer’s Leg
HONOLULU, HAWAII-- A shark from Hawaii has filed a massive lawsuit after breaking his tooth trying to rip a swimmer's leg off, saying the man's leg also got caught inside…
Brian Stelter Gets Rehired At CNN After Coming Out As Transgender
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Inspired by all of the national attention being given to the trans community, former Reliable Sources host Brian Stelter told the world that he now identifies as transgender,…
COVID Virus Critically Ill After Getting Infected With Jill Biden
WASHINGTON-- The world-famous COVID virus has been reported to be in critical condition after getting infected with First Lady Jill Biden, with numerous medical experts predicting that the lovable virus…
IRS Seizes Dog House After Dog Fails To Pay Back Taxes
NEWARK, NEW JERSEY-- IRS agents are being heralded as heroes after going after a dog for not paying his taxes for numerous years, confiscating the canine's dog house and charging…
Genius: Trump Hangs ‘Epstein Island’ Sign On Trump Tower So FBI Won’t Raid It
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- In order to avoid another FBI raid on one of his properties, chess master Donald Trump quickly hung a very large sign that read "Epstein Island"…
