Store Mannequin Accused Of Racism After Failing To Greet Black Customers
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- A mannequin has come under fire on social media for ignoring two black customers who walked into the store, prompting the business to issue an apology for the…
House Committee Members Wear Bikinis To Improve Poor Ratings Of January 6 Hearings
WASHINGTON-- In order to improve the abysmal ratings of the ongoing January 6 hearings into President Donald Trump, House Committee members came up with the brilliant idea of wearing bathing…
Biden Recalls The Time He Had The Black Death Plague Back In 1353
WASHINGTON-- During a speech where he informed the world that he has cancer, COVID, hemorrhoids, leprosy, and sore nipples, President Joe Biden told the enthralled crowd about the time he…
Biden Accused Of Cultural Appropriation After Mistakenly Leaving Saudi Arabia Shower With Towel On Head
RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA-- President Joe Biden has caused an international controversy once again during his trip to Saudi Arabia after forgetting to remove his white bathrobe and towel before meeting…
Justin Trudeau Begins Taking Public Speaking Lessons From VP Kamala Harris
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After giving an embarrassing speech recently where he flubbed his lines regarding plastic water bottles, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has turned to world-class linguist US Vice President Kamala…
Hunter Biden Embarrasses Family By Wearing Clothes Out In Public
WASHINGTON-- Some embarrassing photos of Hunter Biden have been circulating around the web showing the president's son fully clothed rather than the usual pictures of him completely naked and grabbing…
Man Who Wears Heart On His Sleeve Doesn’t Understand Why He Can’t Keep A Girlfriend
PROVIDENCE, RHODE ISLAND-- A local man named Dennis Wordsmith was left heartbroken and confused once again after getting dumped by his recent girlfriend for wearing his heart on his sleeve,…
January 6 Committee Subpoenas Bart Simpson To Testify Against Donald Trump
WASHINGTON-- Famous cartoon character Bart Simpson was the latest witness called in by the January 6 Committee to testify against President Donald Trump, with the hearing panel members claiming The…
Biden Awards Presidential Medal Of Freedom To White House Teleprompter
WASHINGTON--President Joe Biden awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to his trusty White House teleprompter for its meritorious contributions to the national interests of the United States by telling him…
Total Recall: New Procedure Let’s You Pretend You’re Back In Better Time When Trump Was President
U.S.-- A highly sophisticated new technology has been recently developed that gives Americans the ability to relive the Donald Trump presidency as though it were happening in real time, giving…
Biden Tells Babies If They Need Money For Formula They Should Just Learn To Code
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden addressed the baby formula crisis in a speech this morning by telling desperate babies that if they need money for baby formula they should just "learn…
Biden Celebrates Mother’s Day By Saying Murdering Babies Needs To Remain Legal
WASHINGTON-- In a glorious speech celebrating American moms on Mother's Day, President Joe Biden touched on the recent Supreme Court abortion draft controversy by saying that murdering unborn babies must…
