AOC Says Getting Interrupted During Town Hall ‘Was, Like, Totally Worse Than 9/11’
BRONX, NEW YORK-- After a couple protesters interrupted her Q&A session during a town hall, AOC later recounted the horrid experience by claiming that getting asked questions that were not…
RINO Republicans Volunteer To Take Tulsi Gabbard’s Spot In Democrat Party
WASHINGTON-- After the breaking news that former presidential candidate Tulsi Gabbard had left the Democrat party, elated RINO Republicans went on record to say they'd be glad to finally come…
Biden: ‘If You Don’t Want Nuclear War With Russia Then You Ain’t Black’
WASHINGTON-- While doing an interview with a black podcaster in an effort to swing the black vote back to the Democrat plantation, President Joe Biden told the African-American host that…
Major Endorsement: Chia Pet Announces Support For Beto O’Rourke
AUSTIN, TEXAS-- In a major win that may turn the tide and help Beto O'Rourke defeat current Governor Greg Abbott in the Texas gubernatorial race, famous Chia Pet has come…
PayPal Fines Itself $2,500 For Breaking Its Own Misinformation Rule
SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA--Immediately after implementing a new rule to fine users $2,500 for misinformation and then saying it was a mistake, PayPal decided to fine themselves $2,500 for breaking one…
The Washington Post: ‘Biden’s Correct: Madein America Is In Fact Two Words’
WASHINGTON-- The Washington Post has come out and defended Joe Biden's statement during a recent speech where the president stated that "Made In America" was only two words, with the…
Biden: ‘Let Me Start Off With Two Words: Made In, Uh, Well, You Know The Thing’
HAGERSTOWN, MARYLAND-- While speaking at a Volvo manufacturing plant discussing how to decrease manufacturing to help send more money to Ukraine, Joe Biden told the enthused crowd of three people…
Joe Biden Changes Name To José In Honor Of His Sort Of Puerto Rican Heritage
PONCE, PUERTO RICO-- While surveying the damages done from Hurricane Fiona in Puerto Rico, President Joe Biden made a major announcement to the world that he is in fact sort…
Zelensky Makes Infomercial Selling His Famous Green Shirts That Double As Cleaning Rags
KIEV, UKRAINE-- With the billions of dollars already sent to Ukraine not enough to help support their efforts, President Volodymyr Zelensky decided to make some extra cash by selling his…
Governor Gavin Newsom Abruptly Leaves Press Conference To Return Some Videotapes
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- During a recent news conference discussing ending apartheid and slowing down the nuclear arms race, California Governor Gavin Newsom suddenly closed his eyes and then told the crowd…
Police Called After Pillow Fight Breaks Out On Living Room Couch
RENO, NEVADA-- Police responded to a 911 call after a man reported a violent pillow fight taking place on the couch of his living room home between his two favorite…
Beto O’Rourke Promises To Finish Building Border Wall, Only It’ll Be Invisible And People Can Still Walk Through It
EL PASO, TEXAS-- In an effort to reach out to Texas Republicans, Democratic Gubernatorial candidate Robert Francis Beto O'Rourke has promised to finish construction on the southern border wall, saying…
