DOJ Prosecutor Jack Smith To Trump: ‘Kneel Before Jack’
WASHINGTON-- After being banished down to earth for his own bad behavior, DOJ Prosecutor Jack Smith decided to take over the world and one of his first orders of business…
Republicans Promise To Go After Biden’s Crimes By Writing The Sternest Letters And Angriest Tweets Yet
WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress are mad as hell and they're not going to take it anymore, according to the latest slew of stern letters and angry Twitter X tweets sent…
Canadian Wildfires Started After Justin Trudeau’s Fake Eyebrows Caught On Fire
QUEBEC, CANADA-- As the wildfires in Canada continue to spread, arson experts have now revealed that all the wildfires burning in the province of Quebec were caused by Justin Trudeau's…
Biden Says He’ll Easily Win 2024 Presidential Election After He Has All His Opponents Locked Up
WASHINGTON-- Amid recent news that the president gave the greenlight to his DOJ to have Donald Trump arrested, Joe Biden gave a news conference and bragged that he'll very easily…
Putin Cuts Own Arm Off To Hurt Ukraine
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- In yet another attempt to win the war in Ukraine at all costs, Vladimir Putin has reportedly cut off his own arm as a way to hurt Ukraine…
After Having No Further Uses, Biden Now Using Head As A Paperweight
WASHINGTON-- After having no further use for himself as Commander-in-Chief, Joe Biden has been relegated to using his head as a paperweight on order by his handlers who admitted that…
Sesame Street’s Oscar The Grouch Canceled After Saying He Doesn’t Want Male Hands Up His Puppet Hole
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- Yet another controversy has hit Sesame Street after Muppet character Oscar the Grouch told producers that he no longer felt comfortable having men shove their hands up…
To Satisfy China, ‘The Little Mermaid’ Movie Only 20 Minutes Long After Editing Out All Black Actors
BURBANK, CALIFORNIA-- In order to have their movie The Little Mermaid shown in China, Disney was forced to cut out all the black actors in the film including lead actress…
Secret Service Arrests Sandbag That Brutally Attacked Biden And Caused Him To Trip And Fall
WASHINGTON-- A black sandbag was arrested yesterday by Secret Service after it ruthlessly lunged at Joe Biden and tried to assassinate him, causing the startled president to trip and fall…
In Push For Diversity, Chick-Fil-A Will Now Serve Black Chickens
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Striving to be more diverse and equitable, the Chairman of Chick-fil-A Dan Cathy proudly announced that starting this week the fast food chain will begin serving black chickens…
Kevin McCarthy: ‘I Never Lied, I Just Didn’t Tell The Truth, Big Difference’
WASHINGTON-- After facing major backlash for allegedly lying to millions of Republicans, House Speaker Kevin McCarthy gave a quick press conference to clear the air about all the accusations that…
Biden Celebrates Memorial Day By Recognizing All The Brave Ukrainians Who Died For American Interests
WASHINGTON-- In celebration of Memorial Day, Joe Biden wanted to recognize all the heroic people of Ukraine who gave their lives fighting for corrupt US interests and to protect the…
