Marjorie Taylor Greene Reveals Shocking Photos In Congress Of Hunter Biden Fully Clothed
WASHINGTON-- During a hearing of the House Oversight Committee investigating alleged corruption of Joe Biden, Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene unveiled extremely disturbing and shameless photos of the president's son…
Chris Christie Challenges Trump To Sumo Wrestling Match, Says He’ll Eat Him For Lunch
U.S.-- On a recent Fox News episode of Piers Morgan, former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie issued a direct challenge to Donald Trump by offering to fight the former president…
Obama: ‘If I Had A Senile, Perverted, Old Uncle, He’d Look Like Joe Biden’
WASHINGTON-- Former President Barack Hussein Obama has come to the defense of his former vice president after all the allegations of perversion and senility have hit the White House, saying…
Mike Pence Announces He’s Running For President Of Ukraine
KIEV, UKRAINE-- After admitting at a Republican Primary Debate on Fox News that he puts the interests of Ukraine over the American people, former Vice President Mike Pence announced the…
Celebrities Call For People Who Post Mean Things Online To Be Executed
HOLLYWOOD-- Coming off of Kate Winslet's BAFTA awards speech in May where she called for more censorship on social media, celebrities of all shapes and colors have come together and…
MSNBC: ‘Who Cares If We Have A Senile, Cokehead President In Charge Of Nuclear Codes, At Least He’s Not Trump’
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- After a major cocaine scandal rocked the White House, MSNBC came to Joe Biden's defense and informed their audience that having a president who's a…
Biden Says He’s Now Voting For Trump After Getting Free Blizzard Ice Cream
COUNCIL BLUFFS, IOWA-- After a campaign stop in Iowa, Donald Trump visited a local Dairy Queen and handed out free Blizzards to the large crowd of people, which surprisingly also…
In Support Of American Indians, Ben & Jerry’s Hires Native American Elizabeth Warren As Spokesperson
SOUTH BURLINGTON, VERMONT-- Ben & Jerry's ice cream has thrown their full support behind the Native American community by hiring real-life American Indian Senator Elizabeth Warren as their spokesperson in…
US Officials Claim Russians Planted Coke Inside White House To Make Biden’s Son Look Like A Crackhead American Loser
WASHINGTON-- A new breakthrough in the mystery of how cocaine ended up inside of the White House came today with government officials claiming that they have substantial proof that the…
To Limit Global Warming, Biden Appoints Chris Christie As Official Sun Blocker
WASHINGTON-- To combat the dangerous effects of global warming by preventing the sun from reaching the earth, the White House announced they have formally appointed Republican Chris Christie to the…
Emmanuel Macron Ends France Riots By Playing Elton John’s ‘I’m Still Standing’ Song Over And Over Again
PARIS, FRANCE-- In order to restore order to the massive riots overtaking major cities in France, President Emmanuel Macron warned the rioters that if they didn't stop burning down French…
Elon Musk Limits Twitter Users To Only Those Whose Names Start With ‘Z’ On Saturdays Between 1:03AM And 2:37AM
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- In an effort to address extreme levels of data scraping and system manipulation, Elon Musk tweeted out that he has solved the problem and is temporarily limiting…
